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Amsterdam Nov 29, 2025 @ 7:26am

+rape

Amsterdam Oct 6, 2025 @ 12:37pm

Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = massradius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,0006,371,000.8^2 = 1.542410^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kgm^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

Amsterdam Oct 4, 2025 @ 11:52am

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Walmart the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely s󠀡󠀡hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

Amsterdam Sep 19, 2025 @ 9:49am

Hey, sorry, ich habe dein Profil gesehen und dachte einfach, dass du auf deinem Bild total süß aussiehst, ich wollte dir das echt sagen.)) Es ist echt selten, Mädchen beim Videospielen zu sehen, haha! Ich verstehe nicht, warum das immer so ein „Männersache“-Ding ist. Ehrlich gesagt bin ich total gegen Frauenfeindlichkeit und wäre eher der Typ, der in der Küche die Sandwiches macht.

Wir sollten wirklich mal L4D2 zusammen spielen, das ist ein richtig cooles Zombie-Spiel mit vielen gruseligen Momenten – aber keine Sorge, ich passe auf dich auf ;) Sorry, das war kein Flirten, ich schwöre, ich will nur freundlich sein. Ich mag dein Profilbild wirklich. War das zu viel? Echt sorry, ich bin ziemlich schüchtern, gehe nicht oft raus, haha.

Füg mich auf Skype hinzu, wir sollten mehr quatschen. Du wirkst echt nett und lustig. xxx

Fernando Alonso Apr 9, 2025 @ 8:09am

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