Koala In The Rain
Alterego.
New Jersey, United States
No ♥♥♥♥♥ Given.

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F.A.Q

Is this a smurf account?
Yes.

Why are you smurfing? Don't you proclaim you hate smurfs on your main?
Well, yes, I do, but my girl is SEM/GN1 so I made this account to play with her.

What is your main rank?
Distinguished Master Guardian

Do you throw games?
No. I don't believe in throwing. Most of the time I will only use a deagle, while making accurate calls for my team and dropping them weapons. I don't play to lose, but I am not exactly playing to win either. Simply having fun.

Can I add you for boosts?
No. I don't intend in ranking this account above SEM/GN1.

I'm a smurf as well, can I add your main?
Send me an invite on this account and we'll talk.

I have an insane amount of rage directed towards you for killing me in the face, what do I do?
Leave a hateful comment on my profile. Its public, and I like to collect them.

What do koalas think about being in the rain?
No ♥♥♥♥♥ given.
No ♥♥♥♥♥ Given.

That Pretty much covers everything. But just in case...hit view more.





F.A.Q

Is this a smurf account?
Yes.

Why are you smurfing? Don't you proclaim you hate smurfs on your main?
Well, yes, I do, but my girl is SEM/GN1 so I made this account to play with her.

What is your main rank?
Distinguished Master Guardian

Do you throw games?
No. I don't believe in throwing. Most of the time I will only use a deagle, while making accurate calls for my team and dropping them weapons. I don't play to lose, but I am not exactly playing to win either. Simply having fun.

Can I add you for boosts?
No. I don't intend in ranking this account above SEM/GN1.

I'm a smurf as well, can I add your main?
Send me an invite on this account and we'll talk.

I have an insane amount of rage directed towards you for killing me in the face, what do I do?
Leave a hateful comment on my profile. Its public, and I like to collect them.

What do koalas think about being in the rain?
No ♥♥♥♥♥ given.
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Comments
-jM- Jul 14, 2017 @ 7:54pm 
my son
kreature Jun 9, 2016 @ 7:17pm 
-rep carries silvers to victory with a deagle
Mangoturt Jun 8, 2016 @ 12:26pm 
walls
76561198185303543 Jun 7, 2016 @ 9:48pm 
-rep rekt my whole team with a deagle
Rory Jun 6, 2016 @ 11:05am 
this gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me with a zuse -Rep reported
The MoeFuggin Lizard King Jun 6, 2016 @ 11:03am 
i don't clean my ♥♥♥♥ cheese