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Recent reviews by Groanish

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.9 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Holy Dopamines!
You don't even need to know what anything does. pick random upgrades and soak in the vibes.
Posted November 9, 2025. Last edited November 9, 2025.
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74.3 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
Play this game. It's good. heaps of cars so many mods.Ggood difficulty scaling so you never feel like a noob or find it too easy. Good graphics and tons to do. If you like old school Need For Speed, you will enjoy this.
Posted November 26, 2021.
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4.7 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Are you drunk? Are you at a LAN party? Do you just want to laugh hysterically?
Stick Fight the game is for you!
You too can wield the incredible snake shotgun, and happily obliterate friends!
Posted June 28, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record
"180 Gigabyte's of disappointment" - Tailander 2019
Posted June 1, 2019.
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26 people found this review helpful
54 people found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Friends come over to play games.
I buy gang beasts because I've heard it's fun.
Game turns out to be hilariously awesome.
Friends refuse to go home.
House is now a nerd commune.
FML
Posted July 31, 2016.
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10.7 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
Do you like unicorns, fairy dust and sweet dreams? Then this game is for you!

This game will cure you of that hippy glittery ♥♥♥♥ and teach you about real life. Like slaying zombies and petty crime!

With groundbreaking features like dismemberment, zombie teabagging and bizare undead love triangles, this game has all the action your brain craves without requiring any of the actions your fat slovenly body hates!
Posted November 13, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
13.8 hrs on record
Choo Choo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! choo choo!
Posted June 2, 2012.
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