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Recent reviews by GoySlayer3000

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64.2 hrs on record
this game is gradually turning me chinese
Posted December 21, 2025.
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7.7 hrs on record
i still hate babies with more than 2 arms
Posted November 22, 2024. Last edited November 22, 2024.
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12.7 hrs on record
this game taught me to hate babies with three arms
Posted November 14, 2024.
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64.8 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
Kill handler. Behead handler. Roundhouse kick handler into the concrete. Slam dunk handler into the trashcan. Crucify filthy handler. Defecate in handler's food. Launch handler into the sun. Stir fry handler in a wok. Toss handler into active volcanoes. Urinate into handler's gas tank. Judo throw handler into a wood chipper. Twist handler's heads off. Report handler to the IRS. Karate chop handler in half. Curb stomp pregnant handler. Trap handler in quicksand. Crush handler in the trash compactor. Liquefy handler in a vat of acid. Eat handler. Dissect handler. Exterminate handler in the gas chamber. Stomp handler's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate handler in the oven. Lobotomize handler. Mandatory abortion for handler. Grind handler's fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown handler in fried chicken grease. Vaporize handler with a ray gun. Kick old handler down the stairs. Feed handler to alligators. Slice handler with a katana.
Posted August 23, 2024.
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10.9 hrs on record
200% cheeki breeki
Posted May 12, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
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12.1 hrs on record
clear sky my ass its raining grenades
Posted May 9, 2024.
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