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Recent reviews by SalladBoi

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50.4 hrs on record (43.2 hrs at review time)
good
Posted November 1, 2025.
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49.6 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
is good
Posted September 22, 2025.
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137.4 hrs on record (45.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've finally survived for longer than a day.
Posted December 19, 2022.
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160.6 hrs on record (67.9 hrs at review time)
Buggy Mess. 10/10.
Posted November 28, 2022.
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117.3 hrs on record (116.4 hrs at review time)
You shoot a colonist's kidney in a firefight, I take your kidney in a prison cell.

Is good.
Posted November 12, 2022.
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205.8 hrs on record (103.3 hrs at review time)
Is good.
Posted October 14, 2022.
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388.5 hrs on record (135.1 hrs at review time)
The game is finally fixed
Posted May 23, 2022.
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182.2 hrs on record (118.1 hrs at review time)
Save money and buy this instead of Fallout 4
Posted June 30, 2019.
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786.9 hrs on record (560.5 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted September 25, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,181.6 hrs on record (686.3 hrs at review time)
Pros:
The best strategy game I've ever played
Infinitely deep
Fun to play with alternate history
Conquer Africa as South Africa

Cons:
So good every other game in my library is jealous
So deep that you will sink hours into it
DLC required to conquer Africa as South Africa (with an actual Focus tree)
Lots of good features are locked behind DLC paywall (but worth it when a sale comes around)
AI is really bad
No peace agreements just win all or go home.
Posted February 25, 2018. Last edited November 26, 2018.
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