🔞 ADULT: Id/senitirrachr

reacher

Alex

one thing i know my girl aint no hobbit
she might be stumpy that don't mean she a hobbit
she aint a hobbit cause she couldn't be
(kim is not a hobbit cause she couldn't be)
she got no bagginses in her family tree
yes on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends
but she never went on no quest with her dwarf friends
except for one time she went to kill that dragon
she took his gold and she--

Hang on a minute. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
♥♥♥♥♥ remember when you went to kill that dragon with dwarves?
yeah. Oh, yeah, right right. right, yep I got it.
yep love you too

it aint no dragon so my girl aint no hobbit
that was a quiznos and my ♥♥♥♥♥ went to rob it cos they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite
while she drinkin her grog... and singing those... merry songs at night

...my girl aint no hobbit
please god tell me i aint engaged to no hobbit
(kim is not a hobbit)

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