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13 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
40.3 hrs on record
After putting in 40 hours into this game, it's now 4 in the morning, and I finally just beat it. What am I going to do with my life now?
Posted May 6, 2016.
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0.5 hrs on record
Simple yet pleasing to look at. Beautiful story and great message. Can't wait to see what they make next!
Posted October 8, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Best game I have ever played in my life. Worth the 20 cents that I bought it for, but I assure you, the money you're saving for the next Call of Duty of Battlefield should be invested for this masterpiece instead. The beautiful graphics are mesmerizing and beyond next-gen capabilities. The physics engine must have had a lot of work crafted into as well. I spent countless hours playing this game and I can tell you right now that plenty more will go into it. 10/10.
Posted November 1, 2014.
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14.9 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Incredibly fun. So much things to do. Servers are huge and can withstand numerous people without lag. Met some great online buddies here.
Posted July 24, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
WORST EXCUSE FOR A GAME TO EVER EXIST IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY! I would rather play Atari's E.T. game (the ones buried in that hillbilly landfill) for a day straight than clog up my computer with bytes full of idiocy and ignorance. It is incredibly overrated and after centuries of lonliness and sadness, people are still playing versions of Counterstrike. Anyone who enjoys this game is truly just a nostalgic ancient gamer who still amazed by its small step forward from simplistic black-and-white original Pong-style graphics. Every key on your keyboard will be lonely and jealous of W and your right hand will twitch so much that cutting it off will put it out of its misery and out of yours because now you truly can't physically play this stupid piece of crap. People in the game talk too much but they are pretty funny. It seems like everybody is forced by a Middle-Eastern-supremacy cult to vote for that unbelievably unoriginal and lackluster Dust II map. This game is usually 14 dollars or something like that, which--based on this stupid game's quality--is 15 dollars more than it will ever deserve to be. This game is so bad, Obama blames it on us. Everyone says that every single gun in their except for your shoe is cheap. Terrorists don't always have to be dark skinned, as the game suggests. -sqrt0.00000000/10. Unfortunately, I will play again many times in the future because my captors are torturing me with it, which is thousands of times more worse than branding me on my scrotum. CS:GO? More like CS:GO do something else with your life because once you do, you will automatically be enlightened and absorbing happiness to the equivalent of meeting and dancing with a thousand Buddha's.
Posted June 19, 2014. Last edited June 19, 2014.
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