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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒳𝓂𝒶𝓈

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

🎄Mєяяу Ƈняιѕтмαѕ🎄
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🎄 May the New Year bring you peace, love, and prosperity 🎄

   
   

      
      
      
         
               
               
                  

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⣿⡜⡔⠼⣿⣿⣌⡳⣾⣧⡀⠄⣠⠟⢡⣆⠻⣿⣯⣙⣛⣿⣿⣷⡆⣀⡾⠰
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⣁⢃⢻⡷⡱⢗⠫⠰⣿⣿⣿⡏⡴⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⠿⠿⠿⠿⠄⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠇⣻⣿⠿⠟⠛⢛⡍⠐⢛⡡⢿⣿⣄⢻⣿
🅷🅰🆅🅴 🅰 🅶🆁🅴🅰🆃 🆆🅴🅴🅺🅴🅽🅳

☁️ 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝒸𝓁𝑜𝓊𝒹-𝓃𝒾𝓃𝒿𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝓎! ☁️

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠈⠙⢿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣃⠆⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠳⠃⡏⠈⢙⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠉⠙⢂⣠⡖⡀⠄⠓⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢐⣾⣷⡀⠄⠄⠘⠄⣿⣿
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🅷🅰🆅🅴 🅰 🅶🆁🅴🅰🆃 🆆🅴🅴🅺🅴🅽🅳

⡿⢋⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⠕⣬⡾⢏⣾⣥⣶⣶⣤⣉⠻⣷⣬⡇
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⣯⢻⢸⣿⣿⠸⣿⡫⢴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⢠⣴⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣾⠶⠬⠋⠎⡝⡇
⣿⡜⡔⠼⣿⣿⣌⡳⣾⣿⣿⣿⣽⠟⢡⣆⠻⣿⣯⣙⣛⣿⣿⣷⡆⣀⡾⠰⡇
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⣁⢃⢻⡷⡱⢗⠫⠰⣿⣿⣿⡏⡴⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⠿⠿⠿⠿⠄⣿⣿⡇
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have a good weekend！

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🅷🅰🆅🅴 🅰 🅶🆁🅴🅰🆃 🆆🅴🅴🅺🅴🅽🅳

⠀𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭 💜
𝓜𝓪𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼 ❤

其我实 收藏了你的袜子脚臭味去散 后，慢慢散的开 味道，是那种趾间汗的 与清凉雨的 水在鞋垫缝趾 间熏出蒸 来的沉闷感 。就那像 种，穿着运动鞋小不 心踩到雨水 袜子贴着足闷趾 了一中午后，休息时脱掉鞋袜等 尖的水自汽 然风干后酸闷带中 有平淡棉的 袜子味道，脚趾偶尔发散 出酸甜的香味，就像味美 的阿尔卑斯 心心的每一阿根 尔卑斯都我是 做梦想都 得到的美味，喜欢真的是一件别特 神奇的事情，就像刚开认始 识你我也仅仅是只 对你感兴趣，不知道什从什么时候开想始 要粘着你，开期始 待下一次到听 你声音，有你在就安很 心，想到你会就 很开心，而且，我真的越来越喜你欢 了

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FBI informant do not interact

My tongue is blue..?
No it isn't...
You tricked me...
You tricked me into poking my tongue out

My tongue is blue..?
No it isn't...
You tricked me...
You tricked me into poking my tongue out

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⣿⣿⡇⠜⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀
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⣿⣿⡿⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠹⠑⠀⠀
Have a nice weekend!

💣👉🥵

My feet smell like Walmart sales and creamy protein powder. What about yours?

《孔圣最坚定的追随者》 《儒家精灵球》《山东神拳》《孔夫子最锋利的剑》《酒精考验的封建主义战士》《谁叫你靠近桌子的》《手感来了兄弟们》《许愿一个打不似的老婆》《有没有草莓小沙包》《其他省的兄弟有没有要护航的》《血脉觉醒的儒家圣斗士》《酒桌上的三界巡抚》《论语里掺着五粮液》《丈母娘认证的编制捕手》《开席前的金刚不坏之身》《考公星系的神圣泰罗》《煎饼卷一切的宇宙法则》《谁叫你敬酒不喝净的》《请选择你的考研导师》《山东猛男限定皮肤：草莓小沙包》《鲁の领域展开：酒肉穿肠过》《齐鲁大地人形自走礼仪百科》《东方耶路撒冷的圣殿骑士》《被动技能：开口即论语，举手皆规矩》《终极奥义：煎饼卷大葱·友情破颜拳》

Smith asked you on the subway, "Hello, are you a member of a minority group?"
"Not."
"Are you a member of the LGBTQ+ community?"
"Not."
Are you a religious person?
"Not."
Do you have any relatives working at CNN?
"Nothing. What exactly do you want to say?"
"Good. Please put your shoes on. Your feet smell really bad."

Did you know that sleeping together improves sleep quality? I sleep very poorly. So, will you sleep with me?

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𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒖𝒎𝒑𝒌𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊’𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒈𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕?

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣶⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢷⣿⣿⡿⠛⠙⠛⢛⠛⡻⠿⢮⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡛⢋⣭⡌⡠⠄⡀⠲⡟⡰⡠⠄⣘⣒⣶⣥⡄⣽⣻⠻⢿⣿
⣿⡿⢦⠈⠙⠰⠁⢠⣹⣄⠄⠁⠄⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⣫⣿⣞⡃⣿
⣿⣘⣧⣳⠤⢰⣶⣿⠁⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣶⣿⣿⣿⡿⣱⣿
⣿⣜⢿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⡀⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢫⢱⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⡅⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢳⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⠉⣿⡟⢸⡾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⡀⣿⠁⡸⢇⢻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠙⠋⠉⠃⡿⣿⣿⣿⡟⡿⠻⠸⠻⢇⠘⢈⣤⣤⣽⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣆⠄⣰⡁⠄⠈⠇⠃⠄⣀⣀⡀⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
🧡 👻 Happy Halloween 👻 🧡

No spot for you in today's game. Not just today—tomorrow, the day after, and beyond, you won't get one either. If you want to wait, go ahead. You won't even make the bench. We're a tight-knit group—why would we have extra spots? Even if we did, we wouldn't invite you. I've got so many friends—why would it be your turn? What's the point of practicing? You're not good enough, can't keep up with our teamwork. Ugh, you're so annoying. Never mind—they're calling me to play.

You invited me to join the team, and I went with great excitement. He had a lovely voice and played better than me. Listening to your laughter and jokes, my heart felt like it was being stabbed. Later, amidst the banter, I asked what the point was in inviting me. You said, “We were one short, and you happened to be online.” So it wasn't that you wanted to play with me—you just needed another player. After that game, I said it was raining and I had to go bring in the laundry. But really, I was crying my eyes out.

📣Important Notice:
A super cold front is hitting tonight and tomorrow, bringing a drastic temperature drop. Guys who can't stand the cold can DM me—I'll punch you in the face, you useless piece of ♥♥♥♥.
Girls who can't stand the cold can DM me too—I'll punch you in the face too, you useless piece of ♥♥♥♥.
If you're a sissy who can't handle the cold, hit me up. I'll shove you, you little sissy. I'll shove you, you little sissy. I'll shove you, you little sissy. I'll shove you, you little sissy. I'll shove you, you little sissy. I'll shove you, you little sissy. I'll shove you, you little sissy. I'll shove you, you little sissy.

Our relationship has clearly grown distant. Lately, it seems like you don't want to talk to me. You don't reply to my messages, which has really put me in a bad mood. So, what color are your underwear?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡟⢻⣿⡟⢻⣧
⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣇⣸⣿⣇⣸⣿
⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣼⣿⣿⠇
⢿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠿⠿⠋⠙⢿⣿⡿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣶⡀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣄⠀⠀⢿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃
⠀⠀⢀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣷⣄⣈⣉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆
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⣿⣿⣿⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗⢀⠮⣽⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⠟⢉⣀⣤⣤⣉⣉⣉⠛⠛⠃⠛⣉⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿

That day when I logged into your account, so many people were calling you “baby.” You said you'd change it—but what did you change? The password.

新三名言
1地理：徐州城不愧是中原第一雄关啊
2生死：死是凉爽的夏夜，可供人无忧的安眠
3医疗：医死的人越多，医术越高明
4亲戚：三叔四伯不必多礼
5亲情：妻儿老小，只当我陈宫出来就没有这些
6历史∶春秋胡言乱语
7推理∶生死不明？那就是死了
8气节∶战之最后一刻，自刎归天！
9忠心 : 好火啊，比夷陵之火还好
10数学 : 百分之百可信！
11语文 : 各位百官，列位诸公
12政治 : 龙，可是帝王之征啊
13祝贺 : 恭喜爹可以称帝了
14兵书 : 兵法教出来的都是呆子
15权谋 : 噔噔蹬蹬噔噔
16军令 : 三军听令，自刎归天，自本将开始，所有人皆斩
17兵法：已成骄兵而骄兵必败（胜兵必骄→骄兵必败→败兵必哀→哀兵必胜→胜兵必骄）
18生物：我在想我的那些个蛐蛐，他们个个有情有义！
19甩锅：不是我杀了你，是这乱世杀了你啊

新三名言
1地理：徐州城不愧是中原第一雄关啊
2生死：死是凉爽的夏夜，可供人无忧的安眠
3医疗：医死的人越多，医术越高明
4亲戚：三叔四伯不必多礼
5亲情：妻儿老小，只当我陈宫出来就没有这些
6历史∶春秋胡言乱语
7推理∶生死不明？那就是死了
8气节∶战之最后一刻，自刎归天！
9忠心 : 好火啊，比夷陵之火还好
10数学 : 百分之百可信！
11语文 : 各位百官，列位诸公
12政治 : 龙，可是帝王之征啊
13祝贺 : 恭喜爹可以称帝了
14兵书 : 兵法教出来的都是呆子
15权谋 : 噔噔蹬蹬噔噔
16军令 : 三军听令，自刎归天，自本将开始，所有人皆斩
17兵法：已成骄兵而骄兵必败（胜兵必骄→骄兵必败→败兵必哀→哀兵必胜→胜兵必骄）
18生物：我在想我的那些个蛐蛐，他们个个有情有义！
19甩锅：不是我杀了你，是这乱世杀了你啊

Actually, when we were on a voice call that day and you brought up breaking up, I didn't respond. You thought I'd silently agreed, but really, my tears had dripped onto my iPhone 17 Pro and it exploded from the water damage.

Abstract Message Artist
Welcome, everyone! I love the messages you leave me.
Do you like my Steam showcase?

My mouth is so clumsy, always killing the conversation. Finding topics to talk about with you is so hard, especially since I like you so much. Even small talk takes me forever to come up with. Truth is, every lighthearted “hey” is a heartfelt thought I struggle to voice. Lately, I've been looking forward to nights more and more, because during the day I hardly get a chance to talk to you. All I can do is hold it in until evening to say goodnight. But don't underestimate those two simple words. They hold the sunlight I saw this morning, the white clouds at noon, the evening breeze I encountered—they hold everything I wanted to tell you all day. After saying all this, can you hear me? Actually, I'm saying it's KFC Crazy Thursday today. Send me 50 yuan to soothe my shattered heart. If you want to make me happier, send me 100 yuan—I can eat it all.

In my past life, I divorced my husband. He teamed up with his mistress to take revenge on me, leaving me penniless and stripping me of all my assets and custody of our two children. I was prepared to fight to the death. Now, reborn and returned, I'm ready to launch my full-scale revenge plan. This time, I will win. Counter-Strike 2 is booting up. Let me walk you through my revenge plan in detail.

What's wrong with me licking your feet? They're just sitting there unused anyway—how exactly are they bothering you? I'm only licking them because I'm worried they'll get dry and cracked. How can you repay kindness with ingratitude? Besides, if you don't wear shoes, who else am I supposed to lick? You're such an inexplicable person.

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⣿⠟⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣡⣤⣤⣌⢄⠳⣿⠟⢋⣡⣤⣤⣌⠙⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿
⢡⣾⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣍⡙⠗    ⠸⢛⣩⣹⣿⡇⣽⣿⣦⣴⠿⠿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠹⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣥⠆⢀⠂⢬⣿⣿⣿⣿  ⣿⣿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣿
⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣌  ⣉⣉⣉⣤⣶⣿⣿⣄⡙⠻⠿⠟⠠⣿⣅⠂⣽⣿⣿⣿
⣆⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣾⣦⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡟⠢⣌⣙⠛⢋⡉⢠⣿⣿⢡⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢡⠈⣧⠹⣿⣿⣦⣉⠛⣛⡛⢻
⣁⠓⢰⣿⣿⣿⣧⠸⡿⢿⣶⢾⡿⡿⢿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣿⡆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆
⠛⢷⡾⠛⠛⠛⢿⠇⣶⣦⡘⢿⣷⣾⣶⣾⣷⡝⠿⠿⢃⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢀
 ⡈⢰⣿⣿⣷⣆⠁⠹⣿⣧⣀  ⠉⠉⠉⠉⢠⣿⠇⣾⣷⣄⡙⠻⠿⢛⣡⣾
Have a lovely day! QWQ

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