🔒 EXCLUSIVE: Id/silentcall - Collection

Best viscous that ever gooped me

+rep awesome player, clutch moments, let’s do it again! 🥇

best teammate

tactical genius, great calls, let's keep coordinating our plays

-rep he sucks poorly

So I went into work and I started working. I decided to install Among Us to play, right? But my boss was walking by and said "Hey, why are you playing video games on the work computer?" I said that I was playing Among Us and asked him if he was uncultured. He told me to get out so I said "Quit being sus." And I did the funny imposter is sus grin you guys know? And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several children. So I pulled out my ♥♥♥♥ and said "Look at this little spaceman!" I took off my pants and ran around the office with my ♥♥♥♥ flying around. The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. I said "good imposters get butt humps." He screamed and punched me. I ran out work not wanting to work with a bunch of REDDITORPHOBES.