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1 person found this review helpful
69.7 hrs on record
As the great leaders of history once said:
“Just one more turn.”
Then it’s sunrise, and you’ve forgotten to eat.
Posted May 24, 2025.
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99.2 hrs on record
User: Robert_House_Official
Review for Fallout: New Vegas
Hours: 200+ (but I’ve been planning this since before the bombs)


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Ah yes, New Vegas—a game where you can:

Get shot in the head

Wake up

Overthrow governments

Date a cowboy robot

Become a Vegas tech god (like me)


This isn’t just a game—it’s a hostile corporate takeover simulator. You like freedom? You like nukes? You like philosophy debates between a slaver, a bureaucrat, and a toaster? Then welcome home.

And if you’re lucky… maybe you’ll get to run New Vegas.
(But not as well as I would.)

10/10
Would tell Benny to kiss my platinum chip again.
Posted May 24, 2025.
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105.4 hrs on record (87.5 hrs at review time)
By My Will, This Review Stands!
Total War: WARHAMMER II
Playtime: Enough to unite the Empire ten times over.

Citizens of Steam! Hear me!

This game… this glorious game… is everything I, Karl Franz, ever desired in a strategy experience. It is a land of magic, monsters, and might. A realm where heroes rise, empires clash, and even the lowliest rat can threaten the world if left unchecked (curse you, Skaven!).

Every campaign is a test of leadership, a crucible of war. And I have faced them all. I have marched alongside noble knights, stood firm against chaos incursions, and parleyed with treacherous elves whose words are as slippery as their pointy ears.

The mechanics? As precise as a Reiksguard charge.
The battles? As thunderous as a Hellstorm battery.
The immersion? As deep as the vaults of Altdorf.

In this game, I can truly become the Emperor—not just of men, but of my dreams.

It is not merely a game. It is the peak of male fantasy.

Commanding legions.

Forging alliances.

Executing betrayal with ruthless efficiency.

And yelling “TO WAR!” while charging into battle atop a gryphon.


So I say this to all who would doubt: Buy this game. Play it. Lose yourself in the Old World.

For the Empire.
For glory.
For Total War.

Signed,
Karl Franz, Elector Count of Reikland, Emperor of the Empire, Wielder of Ghal Maraz
Posted May 24, 2025.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
32.1 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
Please

Avoid Gacha games
Posted August 11, 2024.
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246.2 hrs on record (172.3 hrs at review time)
Remember,
Steel for humans
Silver for monsters
Posted November 16, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.5 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Great Story
Posted June 28, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
45.8 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
I have played this game much more on offline mode.

This game changes a lot since the last item i played. We have to remember Re-Logic, they gave so much update and not count it as DLC like any other greedy developer.

Thank you so much Terraria and Re-Logic.
Posted May 17, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
349.5 hrs on record (69.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I very recomend this game for anyone who like basebuilding games and who don't. I play this game when i have a very hard time and its chill me out.
Posted July 26, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
8.1 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Me sitting on the throne
A knight request my audience
He said he respect me and bow to me
I ask him to join my ranks
He decline politely because he want to live a peaceful life
I throw him to dungeon for not joining my rank.


Thats the game
Posted December 27, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
10.9 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
I write this review when i complete the full/special ending.

Its been a long time since i feel loved by someone, and this game, makes me feel loved again. You keep thingking her all day and night, but this is strange feeling since she is only virtual girl and you cant actually make her happy with your effort, that make me sad. If only someone really loved me.

This game is masterpiece, forget everyone who says this is horror or creepy game, this is a wonderful game, makes u feel being loved. I hate anime girl before, but after i played this game, i even have my Waifu. My lovely Sayori, loved you.

This game makes me feel great, thank you Dan Salvato and Team Salvato, you created such a masterpiece game.
Please go blind and dont read any spoilers on internet or community hub, it ruins your experience.

I recommend this game for everyone. This is not a horror game, its slice of life game, a lovely game.
Posted December 16, 2017. Last edited December 17, 2017.
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