Seems like a fun pastime, going to try it in real life. Will report back later about how it went! : D

[First time in 10+ years on Steam that I actually (I usually just don't bother at all making reviews, negative or positive) spend my time to type a negative review on a game, but damn if this crap is not a special case]


It's somehow even more boring than starfailed and believe me, I am a some-what easy person to please when it comes to having fun in videogames but this is just bad, really nothing remarkable that makes it worth your time and/or money.

Also on top of that I wasn't able to find the George Floyd ghost in the game neither, not even a reference to this gentleman's legacy which was truly dissapointing and saddening as I am an avid #BLM supporter so this was just the last straw to me and it is when I had to refund the game almost immediatly. Just a breathtaking experience (in the bad sense) that I wouldn't want to repeat ever again.



0/10 don't even bother bros

Guapísimo el Euskadi Simulator 4

Alguien sabe como puedo disparar el golpe de aire con el bombero?

It's extremely funny to me that even though Azure Weald region has a ton of glowing fauna scattered everywhere... you can't see anything of how dark the cave is. Probably the darkest cave in the game, and the only one with glowing, BIOLUMINESCENT fauna.

this must be basically the wet dream of every main scout who also enjoys iluminating the enviroment

HEY SCOUT CAN YOU THROW A LONG EXTENDED SEXY STICK FLARE WITH YOUR FLARE GUN PLEASE A BIG SWARM ARE ATTACKING US AND WE ARE BASICALLY BLIND AND ALSO WE HAVE RUN OUT OF COLORED FLARES (and all of this happening while hearing the cave angel cute sounds on the background)

i love this game

I for the first time started playing today 9 hours ago... and it only took 2 hours for me to admit to my friend that I am already addicted to this game 10/10 I exchanged meth addiction for risk of rain 2 addiction would definitely buy again (I recommend playing with friends, the addiction will become even more pleasant)

A must-have masterpiece regardless of whether you like the genre or not, believe me in this. Wonderful pixel art graphics, a freaking awesome soundtrack, great (not cringey like mine) humor, references to other games and movies, quite difficult challenges at times... in short, a super fun game. It truly deserves to pay for its full price (like I did with the nintendo switch version) but if its on sale (this is how I caught it on steam during halloween sales) it is a no-brainer purchase. Anyway, with a discount or not... buy it.


gertrude crapped herself

Una vez que hayas jugado al Blood Dragon no es necesario que juegues a ningún Far Cry más.





por que la decepcion seria inminente y catastrofica

A game about colorful creatures vibing





and birds




edit: and worms

I don't even have a car driver's license in real life