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15.5 hrs on record
The game's ok. I didn't hate it, but I did drag my feet quite a bit to get through everything.

The job minigames are either check guide for ramen or guessing games, kinda whatever. The hotel minigame however is much more fun, until you realize that this is all there is to it. Just a fast pace click and drag managing all the rooms. There are only a few different poses that the people do in the rooms, each room has its specific pose. The people coming into the hotel are all man-women white couples, it would have been fun to see them play around with it more.
Also the UI during the hotel minigame was really annoying. The store page has one picture of the minigame with the 2 floor hotel. But when you get to the 4 floor hotels and the top right UI totally blocks one of the rooms so you move the camera but then the items at the bottom completely cover the people coming in.... Could have been done better.
The rooms you can get for the hotel minigame are also kinda whatever. You get them as rewards for getting a hotel to 5 stars or for giving a girl all her fav gifts of each type but the reward rooms are kinda bad compared to the ones you can easily get and don't really feel like rewards.
Hotels have "Booking Fees" and "Tips". Booking fees is money that stays in the hotel, tips is money that goes into your pocket to spend on gifts for the girls. Very quickly you'll notice that tips are good and you wont have to do any of the job minigames ever again because you'll never run out of money. But this brings up the problem that the rooms don't always strike a balance of booking-tip ratio and you're kinda forced to just keep using tips and keep getting pocket money that doesn't matter at all. But at the same time you get hotel money pretty easily, and while you do need a lot of it, but you get to a certain point where you can try all you want but you wont be able to spend it all and you're not even done with all the hotels yet.

The art is... what it is. You see it on the store page. I don't hate it by any means, but it didn't really do anything for me.

I enjoyed all but one of the characters. I loved their design, but the writing of one of them wasn't for me at all. It would have been cool if the girls interacted with each other more, or if them coming over to the hotel was part of their story, or if you being a conglomerate OWNER tied into anything at all idk. I did like most of the stories with the girls but there wasn't much nuance to immerse me.
The main story on the other hand was a bit of a snooze fest. It was ok, but also felt like there could have been more to it, it didn't feel involved at all. Like it was happening and I was being dragged by the sleeve to watch it with 0 input. Choices don't matter, someone else noted that the main story events happen on predetermined days no matter what you do.
"You can, I'm pretty sure, just go to sleep every day and still see the regular (which is to say: the only) conclusion to the main story"
I was really on the fence about recommending this game, I didn't hate it but man I didn't love it either. It was really an all around mid experience, but after I read that person's post my mind was made about my review.

Ending (of the game, not main story) had an interesting choice. Your mom asks you to pick a girl you like and break up with the rest. But you're not forced to break up with any of them. However if you do then its real quick Obviously they're hurt but it the phone call ends as fast as it started. I wish it wasn't that easy. When you call to break up with someone I want it to hurt. I meant so much to them and they to me and I'm throwing it all away, you cant just say you need to think about it and end the call. Yell! Beg and Plead them to stay! You can change! Tell me what I did wrong and we can work it though together! Please!! ...Rip my heart out next time.

I didn't run into any bugs, but there were some (I thought) funny parts in writing. Like when you're having sex and the mc says how good her pu$$y feels when it is clearly in her butt lol. There were a few times where I tilted my head and thought "uuummm you sure?", but more than that it felt like there could have been more. Give me more story, more interactions between the characters, not just with the mc.
There are more scenes with the girls when you invite them to the hotels, some are not canon, and sometimes they can tag team for a threesome. But this game wasn't doing it for me in the H department and after a certain point I was only there for the story and was left a bit disappointed. I'm not sure why I couldn't just select the hangout option any time I wanted even after getting to 5 hearts. Did I miss something by getting to 5 hearts? Were there more hangout options that became unavailable? Not sure, honestly don't really care to restart and find out either.

All in all my thoughts on the game are "its not bad" but that's all I can really say semi-positively about my experience. I was left wanting at nearly every turn. If the game is on sale then try it out, if you want, idk.
Posted February 16. Last edited February 16.
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4 people found this review helpful
19.5 hrs on record
Grapefruit technique mentioned, 10/10 game.

I like that there was no exp system. If you wanted your character to be stronger you just buy a new sword, ezpz, so there wasn't a "gameplay loop" of grinding and farming in order to progress.
I saw some people complaining about the mc and how stupid he was, and....yea. He do be dumb but its never to the point where it takes away from the game. From the very beginning its established that he thinks exclusively with his ♥♥♥♥ and that's all you can expect from him (you're playing a porn game, don't ask for too much). The story was overall pretty good, funny and charming.
Posted February 10.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.5 hrs on record
Fair warning, I got this game at %50 off during a sale.
Its a charming little game with a cute style that's fun for awhile. It's a city builder that you turn into an automated process. Collect resources, build simple necessity buildings, expand your town as you unlock more things and gather more materials. As you explore you can find special NPC's, like a farmer that unlocks more farming related structures, an architect that unlocks the ability to store/ reorganize your town, etc.

Sadly it get repetitive and old quickly (as many people have pointed out). If you've explored some of it, you've explored most of it. I wish there was more of an option to specialize rather than having a town that just does and has everything. Like if I wanted to do more fishing than anything else (the world is an ocean after all) it would be neat if I could set up automated fishers and have a stable source of food/ products relating to them. But sadly if I want fish I need to go to a spot on the map that has the fish icon and fish there. Its a constant loop of needing different resources again and again. Since its finding and looting only, you can't grow your own trees for wood, you have to find it (not to say anything is hard to find, there's an abundance of everything on the map, its just tedious and repetitive).
I only ran into a couple bugs: The deconstruct icon wouldn't go away on a couple of tiles (this was resolved by unlocking the architect and storing them later on. Also I couldn't store/ move the med bay at all even when there was nobody in it (not a big deal or anything but I didn't want it there lol).

I enjoyed playing it despite its flaws. If its on sale I'd recommend picking it up for a fun few hours.
Posted December 9, 2025.
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76.3 hrs on record (75.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game is still in early beta, but so far its amazing. I can very easily see them doing a pivot into a spookie scary game, and if they do I'm here for it. Cant wait to see where it goes.
Also you can just grab frogs and take them. 10/10 game.
Posted November 5, 2025. Last edited November 6, 2025.
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9.5 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Missions are bugged and not fun. Either run for 20 mins to do 1 task only to run 20 mins back, or fight a bs boss that runs back and heals to full every time you do damage to it. also you die in 3 hits.
Posted November 16, 2024.
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4.5 hrs on record
It was ok. Very linear with little interactions/ choices. Some reviews said the game wasn't scary and I went in expecting it to not be scary and because of that I wasn't let down. It's not at all scary, but it is spooky. I never watched the movie so this game is my first experience to Blair Witch and as such I as really lost for most of the story that was happening. You're able to piece things together as they happen and understand your character but it felt beyond me and around half way through I was just waiting for it to be over.
Posted March 20, 2022.
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