muito peak, viciei depois de ver o filme do castelo infinito
o modo campanha é muito bem polido, faz jus à qualidade da animação, o multiplayer é legal mas é muito lagado e não tem quase ninguém jogando xd

" i was looking for a job and then i found a job "
-and heaven knows i'm miserable now...

Are you sure you want me to remove my socks? I've been wearing them all day long. My feet must be incredibly foul. Oh you actually prefer them when they're stinky? That is so strange. I've never met anyone quite like you, tarnished.

What's that? You want me to spread open my toes for you? That is such an odd request. I am not of this world, so I do not quite understand the customs of this land. Are all tarnished this peculiar?

Tarnished, why are you removing your belt? I see. So you wish to touch yourself while smelling my big stinky feet? You really are a curious character. Is smelling my stinky feet truly necessary to destroying the Erdtree? I will trust in you. Go ahead and smell my feet, tarnished. Get a big whiff. One that fills your lungs. From this moment forward, I will stop washing my feet, and I will let you smell them as often as you wish. It is my duty to guide you to the Erdtree.

seriously, I’d be such a catch for a hot mommy gf psychology major!

first of all, I’m smol and adorable :3 😍 like who WOULDN’T want me?? 💕 and we all know that girls who major in psych 🧠 are all mommy material 👩‍👧 so I could be like their pet golden retriever 🦮 and their mentally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up daughter!!!!!

but here’s why I specifically 👩‍🦳 am a great candidate for being used 👀

I have mommy AND daddy issues (and the mommy issues are worse, like wow, isn’t that so quirky and unique? 🤪) so I’m already kinda a unicorn 💅 and also I had selective mutism, social anxiety, a stutter, AND a lisp as a kid (four in one deal 😳 better than McDonald’s frrr 😤).

but guess what!!! there’s even more! as if I wasn’t amazing enough 🥰 I was also mentally, physically, and sexually abused 😢 for six years from the ages of 8 through 14 😱 by my cousin 🤯 who called herself my mommy, girlfriend, owner, big sister and best friend 🤩 isn’t that unique!!?!!

but I’m not lazy either 😤 I’ve since followed that up with self harm (both cutting AND hitting 😮‍💨), an eating disorder, hypersexuality, suicidal ideation 🔪, crippling flashbacks 💭, even bigger mommy issues, questioning my sexuality ❓ and feeling predatory if I find another girl attractive because I’m afraid firstly that I only like girls because I was abused by one and also secondly that I’m still defined by the baggage of my past 🙀

I’ve also been sure ✅ to be wary of telling anyone I’m close to about my past trauma or my unhealthy behaviors 🚫 because I’m afraid of being a burden or scaring them away 👻 or making it impossible for them to leave me when they inevitably get bored of me because I’m fundamentally undeserving of love 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

I would be such a cool case study for a psychology major 📖 and I have a lot of issues for you to write your thesis about 📑 and since you’re the more desirable one in the relationship I’ll let you use me and a treat me like trash because it’ll be an improvement over how my cousin treated me 😍😍😍

any hot mommy psychology majors who wanna use me, please hmu 📱

Nesse jogo a palavra "confortar" não significa "confortar"...

Praying for you 🕯️ O Great Mita 💝

DISTURBING THE PEACE!🗣️🔥🔥🔥