can i have my shaolin reflex guard back please

you want to love it because it was great at the start right but it's just broken on the inside and wants to beat you every time you come home

The only thing that is fractured is my heart, because this game needs to be more popular, seriously.

Guns, Gore and Gangbangs of blood.

> If you enjoy shooting and punching the ♥♥♥♥ outta things - this game is for you, purchase it.
> If this game is on sale, purchase it.
> If this game is not on sale, purchase it.
> If you have played such titles as Killing Floor 1/2, RAGE, the original DOOM games, or other games with dramatically capitalised titles - this game is for you, purchase it.
> If you haven't, purchase it.

- If you find pleasure or enjoyment in popping weak, salty ♥♥♥♥♥ children in the head then this game is for you.

- If you also have a large excess of disposable income, then this game is for you.

- If you also have a gambling addiction and have nowhere else to go, this game is undoubtedly for you.

- (Note that regardless of your financial status, buying this game WILL result in the loss of your wallet and all of its contents to Gabe's pocket, including that picture of your wife/husband)