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-- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
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<Endy> taniwha: Have you TESTED this one? :)
<taniwha> Endy: of course not
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O! Wanderers in the shadowed land
despair not! For though dark they stand,
all woods there be must end at last,
and see the open sun go past:
the setting sun, the rising sun,
the day's end, or the day begun.
For east or west all woods must fail ...
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
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The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.
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Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer
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A friend of mine has a barcode on his arm.
He rings up as a $.35 pack of JuicyFruit.
-- Seen on Slashdot
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