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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
Two things need fixing: the floor gets dirty too fast (every 10s) and the AI art on the walls is poor. The rest is decent and playable.


Check out the gameplay 👇

https://youtu.be/1pXPEvCJnj4
Posted January 27. Last edited January 27.
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356.7 hrs on record
I have over 600 hours in the game and have tried many different nations, but in almost every run, I lose interest around the 1550s and restart. The game becomes seriously tedious and feels meaningless after a certain point.

No matter which country you choose, the core loop remains the same, and it hits a wall of boredom at the exact same stage. Once you reach a certain power level, the game becomes far too easy.

I’ve spent thousands of hours in EU4, and back then, I used to wish the end date was even further away because I was having so much fun and couldn't fit all my goals in. In EU5, it’s the exact opposite. I find myself just wanting it to be over.

In my last playthrough, I forced myself to push through until 1700 just to see the end once, but I got so bored that I don't plan on touching the game again for months.

While the early game is enjoyable, in its current state, my review will be negative. I hope it improves in the future.
Posted December 2, 2025. Last edited January 27.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Genuinely liked the game. We had a lot of fun playing it. Good thing, i didn’t encounter any bugs.

A lil suggestion is adding difficulty options. The current difficulty is ideal for single player but far too easy for two players, can't imagine for more than 2.

You can checkout the gameplay here: https://youtu.be/68mqG-NNMig
Posted November 26, 2025.
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6.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
As a fan of Crime Scene Simulator and PowerWash Simulator, I really enjoyed this one too, even though it could be even better with more modern graphics.

It’s clear that the developers are skilled and creative, and this already feels like a complete game. I’d definitely make a sequel and work with a publisher to reach a wider audience, obviously this game truly deserves more recognition.

Checkout the gameplay:
https://youtu.be/E7eFKOffTEU
Posted November 12, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Genuinely loved the game. But I’ve never been insulted this much in my life. I got yelled at, panicked a lot and still had a blast. Even the laundry part alone could’ve been its own game.

Checkout the gameplay here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DftlR_p_UeU
Posted November 4, 2025. Last edited November 4, 2025.
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14.8 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review