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Picture this:
You've been waiting in a queue as Axis for 30 minutes. At last, the loading message appears. The first thing you notice is the map. It's Fields of Winnekendonk. The second thing you notice is your teammate's name. It's all chinese characters. The last thing you notice before the game starts is the name of your opponent: BugSplat.

Before your second infantry squad hits the field, your teammate has retreated his three engineers. BugSplat begins flaming his own teammate in allchat for not wiping the squads.
Five minutes in. Your 222 comes out ahead of schedule, so you're feeling confident and you push to wipe a retreating MG. It hits a mine and is destroyed by one penal squad with PTRS rifles. Now BugSplat is flaming you in allchat. Your teammate types what you can only imagine is a similarly toxic message in Mandarin.
Seventeen minutes later, your Tiger is out. It's been a struggle holding the fuel point since your teammate refuses to build MGs or team weapons, but you finally have a heavy tank. You try to push onto mid since you're hemorrhaging points. Another mine, and seven allied AT guns immediately blow up your Tiger. BugSplat is too busy teamkilling his teammate's base to notice. The Chinese guy disconnects, but not before the enemy team surrenders. You see one final message from BugSplat -

GG EZ.
Posted September 2, 2021.
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