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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

He is having a seizure

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Hey look, buddy, I'm a Besiegineer. That means I siege castles
Not castles like "Hogwarts", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of magistrology.

I siege medieval castles

For instance...
How am I going to siege some monstrosity of a tower from ruining my skyline's integrity?

The answer...
Use a ballista. And if that don't work... use more ballista.

Like this heavy load, trebuchet, little ol' number designed by me...
...Built by me...
...and you'd best hope...

It's not pointed at you.

I love you.
Liz Heinzinger