💎 PREMIUM: Id/thealmightysponge - High Quality

Lans attended: i34,i36,i37,i39,i40,i41,i42,i45,i57,i63, gamersject3.






13:29 - Bishop: i had another weird dream last night
13:31 - Bishop: I went to afghanistan as a soldier, got my leg blown off. Went to oneils on my own, I started dating some women and I said how I was a cripple, she said she didnt care, we had kids and I imagined playing with them without my fake leg on

14:12 - Bishop: still would
14:12 - Bishop: I like her dark friend
14:13 - Bishop: I would like to run from her on the beach and for her to run me down and sex me

02:58 - Paul: i swear mate everytime i wake up in my dream, its due to a black man trying to kill me its so bad


Bishop:
ALSO WHAT THE ACTUAL ♥♥♥♥ at how pretty the girls are that he attracts
How can I get like him?
He is missing definitely 2 of the big threes.
-Money Nope.
-Biceps Nope.
-Big ♥♥♥♥ Maybe, but they don't know that
How the ♥♥♥♥ did he get those attractive girls interested?
You can survive on just one of the big 3's but, its not recommended and you have to excel in that area.

00:15 - KEMZURA: nah i honestly am a spastic
00:15 - chaz: why
00:15 - KEMZURA: brb
00:16 - KEMZURA: dont read, become dumb, forgetful, medium common sense, cant get a pointless answer on pointless

Bishop: that ♥♥♥♥ is vent level edge
Bishop: too high for public consumption


bishop: my food isn't even hot and im blowing it
bishop: I need to be put down

19:08 - chaz: hi paul
19:08 - Kemzura.: hi
19:08 - chaz: are you doing anything tonight?
19:08 - Kemzura.: no
19:08 - chaz: do you want to come out and do something
19:08 - Kemzura.: no
19:08 - chaz: why
19:09 - Kemzura.: cos my clothes arent good enough

23:21 - Kemzura: i wipe till there is no brown left on the tissue

21:49 - `Hout.: i just sneakily put an M&M in my brothers ear
21:50 - `Hout.: and it took him like 15 seconds to get out

Bishop: I was thinking the other day if Beyonce showed up and wanted to live with me and love me forever......it would be so awkward


20:17 - `Hout.: you are so autismal
20:17 - `Hout.: its amazing
20:18 - `Hout.: have you considered donating yourself to science?

21:21 - TurtleHead-Terry: everyone i know on steam is like a ex foster child

terry: sometimes i store money in my foreskin for safe keeping
Kemzura: oh man
terry: Try it
terry: if you get like, pount coins, or notes folded up really small
terry: slip them in like a money pouch
terry: dont go bigger than a pound
Kemzura: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kangaroo pouch for foreskin
terry: if you go for a 50p or £2
terry: your ♥♥♥♥♥♥