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20 people found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
It feels like the old Xbox Indie games that were rushed knockoffs of other games. If you have ever played Vampire Survivors imagine having a nearly 100% unlocked game and handing it to someone who has never played, that is roughly how it feels trying to figure out what you should do to load up a level and get started for the first time. Because the map is randomly generated there are a ton of places to get stuck and trapped. And the mini bosses feel like I need to play for 16 hours to get leveled up enough to take them on in the first stage.

Luckily all the achievements are unlockable in the demo so I am going to get those without paying for the full game but it feels like it will be a slog and I don't see a way they can fix it since they brag about it being AI so the chances of them understanding the code enough to fix bugs and balance is low.

E1: Since the Dev brought up my play time I figured I would mention why, 1 I figure "free achievements" and 2 I am a content creator getting footage and enough play time to give a proper review to explain why AI games are not a good idea
Posted December 12, 2025. Last edited December 13, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.7 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
Changing the requirements to play a game after it gets popular is a sign you just view the players as a commodity and not as fans.
Posted May 3, 2024.
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