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Miraku Weep Feb 18, 2018 @ 2:09pm

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SimpaN Apr 12, 2017 @ 7:31am

1.När din mamma drar undan gardinerna i ditt rum på morgonen så skriker du:"TEAMFLASH, JÄVLA NOOB"

2.När du äter byter du snabbt från kniv till gaffel och tillbaka.

3.När du ska gå till skolan tar du genast fram kniven för att kunna springa fortare.

4.När du skriker: "SLUTA BLOCKA JÄVLA NOOBS" i kön till maten.

5.När du tror tror att skyltdockorna i affären är folk som har laggat fast.

6.När du skriker:"NEED BACKUP!"på prov

7.När väckarklockan piper så springer du genast och hämtar verktygslådan för att defusa

Miraku Weep Apr 9, 2017 @ 11:33am

I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and I did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all 'Please have good sex with me' and I said back 'Yeah, Im going to really sex you so great lady' and shes like 'Thanks'. It was so good and so hot and we both loved doing sex in all positions. At the end I was all 'Hey, Im going to finish sex now' and she said 'Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel'. I said 'Yes' and so I finished so hard on the towel.

Miraku Weep Mar 25, 2017 @ 8:07am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8cqmFKFVMM

l a m p Mar 19, 2017 @ 11:51am

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kelpy May 10, 2016 @ 11:16am

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

l a m p Feb 2, 2016 @ 1:36pm

:c