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Recent reviews by WaltahFlex

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
26.0 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
I wasn't a Star Wars fan until I played this game. It's a fascinating story that immerses you in this universe and makes you love it. Definitely going to pre-order Jedi Survivor.
Posted March 25, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Must be a tunnel to China around here somewhere...
Posted November 28, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
4,109.8 hrs on record (3,788.8 hrs at review time)
5,000 Hours of Pain and Questionable Life Choices
Recommended (but also please send help)

I have over 5,000 hours in this game. That’s not a flex — that’s a cry for help.

Dota 2 isn’t a game. It’s a psychological experiment run by GabeN to see how much suffering a human can endure before uninstalling... and then reinstalling 5 minutes later because "this time will be different."

Every time I queue ranked, I’m matched with:

a carry building Battle Fury on Crystal Maiden,

an offlaner who goes to the jungle at minute 2 and is never seen again,

and a support who types “ez mid” and proceeds to feed first blood to the enemy jungle camp.

Raising MMR? Forget it. It’s easier to become a brain surgeon during a hurricane than to climb out of this trench of despair.

At this point, I’m convinced Valve has sleeper agents installed in my team whose sole mission is to destroy my will to live.

Yet... I still play. Because deep down, I believe.
I believe that ONE DAY, I’ll get a good team.
(But not today. Today I got Techies mid again.)

10/10. Would ruin my life all over again.
Posted May 26, 2021. Last edited April 18, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
58.7 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
A legendary game that deserves the game of the century award.
Incredible game atmosphere, mesmerizing views and unforgettable story.
A game you want to play again and again!
Posted May 26, 2021.
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35 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
15.3 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
One of my favourite racing games. So sad EA games nowadays won't release any good racing game.
R.I.P Need For Speed.
Posted August 27, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
28.4 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
I want to resume playing it, but "This product is not compatible with macOS 10.15 Catalina.". Do something, Weappy Studio!
Posted July 2, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
91.7 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
Pretty good mobile game! Nice time killer.
Posted March 1, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.3 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
This game makes me smile and laugh every time i open it :)
Posted June 29, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
239.5 hrs on record (134.8 hrs at review time)
Just the best. Don't buy Dying Light, Witcher, GTA V ! Go and buy Gmod and play it all day. Don't do your homework ! Just go buy and play dat s#it all day!
Posted June 30, 2017.
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