ℕ|ℝ|𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕔𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕥
Welcome to my profile!


I'm an open minded and friendly dude! :P I'm from Germany and I currently live in Asia. I love the food and the people here! Add me if you wanna chat.

Ps. Always open for a conversation and I'm not picky so don't worry!

Relationship Advice From Black Salami!

"Nice shoes, wanna ♥♥♥♥?" - Black Salami

Walk up to a girl and say "Hey, you wanna see something cool?" -Pulls head half off- -No blood comes out- "Oh. Blood was supposed to come out, I guess it all went somewhere else when I looked at you" -wink-

"Always remember to care for your women by giving her a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once in a while" - Papa Salami

"Yeah, but that's like once a month for a few days. At least you don't have to wake up EVERY morning with a hard on that feels like it's about to punch through the damn blankets" - Black Salami


Helen, my dear, you are now on my profile.
Welcome to my profile!


I'm an open minded and friendly dude! :P I'm from Germany and I currently live in Asia. I love the food and the people here! Add me if you wanna chat.

Ps. Always open for a conversation and I'm not picky so don't worry!

Relationship Advice From Black Salami!

"Nice shoes, wanna ♥♥♥♥?" - Black Salami

Walk up to a girl and say "Hey, you wanna see something cool?" -Pulls head half off- -No blood comes out- "Oh. Blood was supposed to come out, I guess it all went somewhere else when I looked at you" -wink-

"Always remember to care for your women by giving her a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once in a while" - Papa Salami

"Yeah, but that's like once a month for a few days. At least you don't have to wake up EVERY morning with a hard on that feels like it's about to punch through the damn blankets" - Black Salami


Helen, my dear, you are now on my profile.