Sekiro is worse than Elden Ring because it’s a damn one-trick pony.

You get one sword, one style, one way to win. If you’re not parrying like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ metronome, you’re getting folded. No cheese, no builds, no options — just you and a Shinobi death loop until you memorize every animation like you’re cramming for a test you hate.

Meanwhile, Elden Ring is a buffet. Wanna be a katana-wielding blood god? Do it. Wanna be a naked dude with a club and a dream? Go for it. Want to melt bosses with sorcery from across the map while your summon tanks? Yup. Sekiro is like your strict martial arts sensei. Elden Ring is your chill dungeon master with a hundred tools and says, “Go nuts.”

And let’s not forget — Sekiro is stingy. No co-op. No PvP. No wild-ass builds to show off. It’s just you, sweaty palms, and Genichiro’s smug face for the 37th time.

Elden Ring is the cool older sibling. Sekiro is your toxic coach who calls you weak if you blink.

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fk yeeah ENGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS