Tikibird
God's sleepiest soldier
Killeen, Texas, United States
Hello, my name is William Williams!
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Hello, my name is William Williams!
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Level
76
Majima's Hannya
100 XP
Currently Offline
Profile Awards  6
Badges  72
Games  713
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Screenshots  14
Reviews  7
Artwork  2
Groups  20
Tiki Pirates
28 Members
♥♥♥ CLAN
22 Members
Official Sp4wnm0reoverlords Group
14 Members
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+7,102
7,122
Achievements
24
Perfect Games
29%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Completionist Showcase
84 / 84 Achievements
57 / 57 Achievements
53 / 53 Achievements
38 / 38 Achievements
41 / 41 Achievements
39 / 39 Achievements
24
Perfect Games
873
Achievements in Perfect Games
Recent Activity
75 hours past 2 weeks
51 hrs on record
last played on Jan 10
DARK SOULS™ III
Achievement Progress   37 of 43
+32
50 hrs on record
last played on Jan 2
DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin
Achievement Progress   38 of 38
+33
48 hrs on record
last played on Dec 30, 2025
DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED
Achievement Progress   41 of 41
+36
Comments
blarghlblarghl Sep 13, 2025 @ 7:11pm 
4 Lies told about Pitbulls. Pitbulls are blamed for causing
the highest percentage of dog bites, but a big reason for this is
because they actually get misidentified most of the time. Pitbulls jaws
don't actullay lock and their jaws are no stronger than that of a German
Shephard or a Rottweiler. Pitbulls are not naturally aggressive, they
tested this and Pitbulls are the second most tolerable dog next to Golden
Retrievers. Pitbulls can actually be rehabilitated after being used for
dog fighting. There is a whole organization that's dedicated to doing
this. Believe it or not some of these ex-fighters end up getting jobs as
therapy dogs.
FrostFiddle Jul 2, 2025 @ 9:46pm 
I hope it was peak

And the best part?

Was when I wasn’t there
Calmo Jun 29, 2024 @ 2:10am 
This is pretty funny!

Alien Hominid moment!!!!!!
Calmo Mar 30, 2024 @ 3:19pm 
-Rep

Actually super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad at administrating his RP server. I joined the other day for some light RP/watching Youtube on RP tower, there were also some plugins for PVP and roles/jobs. We were just chilling and I was talking to this chick who sounded so hot and he legit admin noclipped into the room and killed me with magnum.

Me and the girl met up again later and he legit did it again screaming "NO RDM FAILRP" and then banned me from the server.
Calmo Mar 22, 2024 @ 8:39pm 
Alright, so here's the situation. I was at SubWay(eat fresh) and I wanted to get myself the footlong cold cut combo on flatbread, or maybe Italian herb and cheese if I was feeling crazy. The owner of this profile is with me, and he said that I had to get him a sub too, so I was like "okay bro, what do you want?" He wanted the black forest ham one with olives and mustard, got it, no problem.

Anyway, I go to the shop and everything is fine until the sandwich artist(technical term for SubWay(eat fresh) workers) tells me that they don't have any mustard. I basically asked if there was any way I could get mustard and they gave me 3 of those plastic packets of it.

When I went to give him his sub I tried to explain the situation, but he drove us both back to SubWay(eat fresh) and threatened to get the manager if they didn't put mustard on his sub. He was armed. Needless to say, they did.

+rep I got mustard on my sub too
Calmo Jul 2, 2023 @ 7:09pm 
-rep makes pain sounds whenever he takes even the most minor damage in BattleBit. I thought it was funny at first but it's actually getting really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying.