In Minecraft, I had some fun times building and splunking with my friends. In this game, I have seen a few things. -cue dramatic music- Things you would never believe. Creatures from the land and sky and sea with untold powers and treasures, powerful monsters born out of the oceans and fire. I have summoned atrocities too horrible to describe, battled and looted my way to the four corners of the world. I have plundered the depths of hell and discovered fortresses brushing the very fabric of the heavens. I have seen and done most terrible deeds, sacrificing my best friend to unleash the spirits of light and dark of old. I have found and forged the darkest and most ancient weapons, battled the corruption and its diseased spread, and moved my world from beneath the shadow. -music crescendos- I have battled the darkness, for I am known as the Destroyer of Worlds, the Hero, the Chosen One. All who challenged me fell to my blade. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be shared, dark spells that, in the wrong hands, could mean the burning of creation itself. And if that isn't good enough for your appetite, fellow gamer, then nothing is.

On a more user-friendly note, if you still somehow aren't convinced or you skipped to the bottom, just think of Terraria in terms of everyone's favorite thing: Math! First, take Minecraft. Then, subtract one dimension, quadruple the content, halve the price, add rainbows, and voila! Terraria!

"Whiskey."
-Thump-
-SHATTER-
"Double."
-Thump-
-Splash-
-Sip-
-Sigh-
"Send the bill to Crane."