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16.0 hrs on record
Sadly there's an end of all good things.
Great game, would like to see another game from this group of people.
Posted December 31, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record
Nope, big disapointment from CIV VI.
Would'nt recommend to even buy at a 80% off price point.
Posted April 5, 2025. Last edited April 5, 2025.
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13.0 hrs on record
I played as the friend that did'nt purchase the game.
We've done all side stories and finished the game in 13 hours.
There's certinainly a ton of more things to discover!

There were so many references to the 80s-90s & gaming and pop culture. Being a millennial and playing this makes you laugh until you cry and at the same time realize that you are starting to get old and sentimental.

We played Way Out before this, but Split Fiction is really good and a breath of fresh air in the Gaming industry.

Thank you Fares for making two middle-aged men genuinely laugh like we were 12 again.
Posted March 29, 2025. Last edited March 29, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
62.3 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is extremly unreliable and unstable in all forms.
As a party of 4 players playing thru this excited just coming from DIvinity turn that took 80 hours.
This "play thru" was 14 hours in total and that's us being extra slow and detailed.
This is must more a tutorial, perhaps an Alpha stage of the game.
Alot of cinematics are broken, most voicelines are broken, quests are broken.
Animations are broken, Character LORE does not exist yet, how could it possible be an early access without ANY background story of the main characters. I am nearly surprised that they even have made the textures for the characters even.

This is just a poorly made, this is NOT an early access, this is a disgrace to be honest, i'd call it "closed pre-beta" phase.
If I could, I would refund this game but to Steam agreements I've played more than enough to not be able to.

I hope that the game develops further and within a rapid time schedule, because to be frank.
If they have released this as an early access, how could they hold on further content when the quality delivered already is this phase.
Posted March 27, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
244.6 hrs on record (64.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Allowed me to come back to this genre.
Even super casuals can play this game at their own paste.
Have 1 boss left, exploring the vast biomes.

Really loved it so far, let's see how far it gets.
Posted February 28, 2021.
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1,530.3 hrs on record (801.8 hrs at review time)
I do recommend this game over other simulators.
But, you do sigh alot.
Posted June 29, 2019.
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41.7 hrs on record (23.4 hrs at review time)
I recommend this game over any melee combat medieval bastardly games.
10/11.
Posted June 29, 2019.
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231.2 hrs on record (109.2 hrs at review time)
Prettiest, bloodiest, Most sarcastic one liners, Monsters, hack & slash.
Challenges, frustration, tears, blood again.

If you'd like a hack'n slash game in style of lfd4, but have more charisma, in game deepth, pretty enviroment that is so dark that you start questioning your options in life. This is a game for you!

Am longing for a upcoming extension or Vermintide 3.
Cheer'eo!
Posted November 24, 2018.
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15 people found this review helpful
78.1 hrs on record (28.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Been playing this game before Steam release, about 400 hours.
The start is hard, there is a steep learning curve in this game.
There is lack of tutorials for equipment, bait.lures etc.
You have skill threes for Float, Bottom fishing, Spinning. I recommend that you do not set any points in these threes,
Until you are about level 12, tested what kind of fishing that you like and enjoy and last that you have checked with the community what is optimal. Because resetting skills costs gold.

The fish behaviors are quite intresting and enjoyable. The waterbody that you fish & roam changes from server restarts.
Fish favorites diffrent baits and diffrent lures according to weather conditions, after moved into a other part of the waterbody etc. So you have to use the community, all your cunning and experience of fishing, the game mechanics and the specific waterbody.

The game is not even nearly 50% done is what the developers have said, the game have great potential. Immersive play.
More waterbodys. The MMO faction coming into play with players perhaps able to be trolling together with each other.
Yeah, this game have a future, the devolopers and admins are constantly contactable in some way.
The community i've been part of is regarded as 'other regions'. We've been close, friendly, helpfull bunch of players.

As the game evolves there is always pain. There have been moments i'd quit the game for somedays/week in frustration.
But the devs and admins are great people, they do listen and does improvements as quick as they can.

Hit me up ingame, my nick is Ezzen if you got questions.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☑ Deluxe Edition
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price for premium/gold
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Or maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.
Posted June 17, 2018.
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24 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
89.1 hrs on record (34.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Probably the worst and unforgiven MMO ever coded.
There is no group encouragement at all, there is no group loot, there is no rewards for playing with friends what so ever.
Bought this game in hope that it would be a massive pwf game, but when you can have 1 member getting all the loot, gold etc for a combat mission? That sucks so incredible hard.

Okej it's in an "Alpha", but for gods sake, do an tutorial for newcomers.
Set up a grouploot and encourage players to play together.
Dont be like Donald Trump, a massive knob.

Naval Action is all about the singular action, not for those with friends.
Posted January 22, 2016.
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