Hehe duck go brrrrrrrrrr

ABSOLUTE CINEMA, A Game worthy of your time.

It feels like a Marvel movie make a game at its peak End game era.

Grab your popcorn, Its movie time.

Yes, and Yes.
No, at least not at this price.

But with some fixes, I believe this could be the Souls for everyone.

1. Make it more fun for the solo players ( I would love some AI NPC teammates, AND FOR GODS SAKE PLZ ADD DUO !!! )

2. Make the reward perks more interesting ( I for one don't care much for the 1% damage increase, I want there to be way more build options, hell, make me throw giant nuke pots when I heal or something).

3. MAP CHANGES ( I WANT BIGGER CHANGES BETWEEN RUNS!!!  )

4. ADD MORE BOSSES ( There are soooooo many great and fun bosses from all them Souls games! Or better yet, add all them cool enemies too! )

5. MORE RANDOM ENCOUNTERS! ( So far the only encounter I met is the Stinky Omen Man  , It is so memorable that I redownloaded EldenRing just to fight him again! So why not add more? And i WANT MORE!!!! )

Anyways, thanks for listening to me TED Talk.

After the 1st patch, the game is soooo much better for solo runs now~

(PS: Played for abt 3 hours or so, but weirdly it only counted half. I ain't complaining cuz I got me a refund.)

From Eden to Gehenna, From DL to CI-en, I've played them all.
If u like Fume's style, u will surely love this godly lewd game.
What's this game about?
Its about all the love (?) and maddness happening on this weird wild fantasy land, in short words:
It's not about the characters but about fulfilling ur deepest darkest fantasy.

Providing over 100s of cosmetic sets, having almost 40 hours of gameplay, this game is like no other.
It even have a quite indepth infinite dungeon with some reality twisting twists (wink wink)

I've already fully cleared the game twice, and again, i decided to pick the game up again on steam.(thats how great this game is)
So before I embark on another steamy lewd journey.
I want to say:

I can't wait to play ROSE


PS: I have seen quite a bit of people talking about they censored the game or making the game more censored. Simple answer, the game is the same. Same lewdness, same goodness, all in one big nice well translated package.

2nd PS: 40 hours in, got all the endings, great game, would play again.

THE FINAL.

400块5G，究竟这是黑心空气薯片还是究极压缩饼干。待我一玩揭晓~

45m：各种大聪明改装是真的不错，但这奇妙操作真的对键鼠极度不友好，不过貌似把那个视角加速开成1会好操作不少（不过我已经拿出我的switch手柄了;P）

1.3h：Ai好朋友怎么这么笨哇。。。打算等他一周看看有没有patch修复各种小问题，如果没有准备退款买个便宜的版本~

Magic Missile Go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

EDIT: Eldritch Blast Go Duuuf Duuuf Duuuf

我来帮你办理出击手续，辛苦了~
我来帮你办理出击手续，辛苦了~
我来帮你办理出击手续，辛苦了~
我来帮你办理出击手续，辛苦了~
看你这么辛苦，奖励你BAN一天~
我来帮你办理出击手续，辛苦了~
看你等了一天，再奖励BAN四天~

更新：
unban了之后打了5局又被ban啦~
每局都是出了finish之后掉线居然还能被ban。。。
真的无fxck可说

hehe monkey go brrrrrrrrrrrr

我艾登参加比赛不为别的就为了砍碎西罗和他爹。
评分：3/5
不推荐
下面细说：
不论从角色设计还是关卡设计的角度上来说， 这是一个极其失败的dlc，从原本游戏的一部分被强制dlc化，我的失望无与伦比，我就说三点。先说说关卡设计，整个地图的设计充满了矛盾。同样设计造型的墙为什么有的可以爬，有的可以抓着，但是有些就根本不能互动？挑战难度也是一大问题所在，不同的挑战难度杂乱无比，标注着最简单的挑战能比最难的还恶心人。
再说说人物吧，从头到尾都在用乱七八糟的对话让玩家和西罗有共情，但是要我对于一个见面偷我钱，处处怼我，随时和爹一起骂我，打不过我骂不过还要无脑乱搞的小破孩，我实在是没有任何办法产生一丁点喜欢的感觉。最后结尾爽爽选择直接一波乱砍带走，丝毫没有悲伤，而且还爽的不行。
你们这家太活该了要不是前期有剧情护着我早就火焰大剑伺候了