the jiggle physics on the trees remind me of big breasted women in anime and eastern RPGs

This is the MMO that you would be isekaied to. That said, you are not the main character. you play as the mob that he kills and recruits later.

this game is not for everyone. it is not meant to be. However if you want depth, skill and hardwork to pay off this is the game you want to play. There is nothing like it, in that no other company is willing to risk it at this point in time. If you bad mouth the game because of this difference you will be met with the toxicity of the loyal player base. The game will survive, the game is great and the developers love it like a child. The community is rough, especially for those that don't use their heads. However, find your clan and you will have acquaintances for life in this tight nit, vocal community.

I logged into Mortal online a boy, In the course of 200 hours I became a man.

10/10 would butcher a dead woman again and wear her skin

This game looks like the best MMO that has come out in a long time, not graphically but content wise. I am very excited to see this game succeed as a return to the classic of UO and a solid reminder of runescape