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7.9 hrs on record
Who would have thought all the stuff about a regime having full control over a population unless they followed their strict set of guidelines and refusing to do so would result in losing access to your private property, wasn't actually a joke.
Posted May 5, 2024.
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11.8 hrs on record
Game used to be good but now is a farce I just want to play gonk droid but when you click "ready" it just installs a trojan that downloads 400 copies of Eyes Wide Shut. Nicole Kidman is an absolute tour de force, and Tom Cruise is absolutely stellar in the role of a life time, 9/10. Worth a watch.
Posted April 6, 2020.
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1.5 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Not only is the game full of glitches as well as being capped at 30fps, an awful thing for a PC release, anyone who got this game by getting it free with a GTX 970/980, has had their preorder DLC removed from their game. This is the case even if you had the game fully installed and preloaded, if you didn't buy the game DIRECTLY from Steam as a preorder, you will have your pre-order DLC removed. I wouldn't be so disappointed if the DLC was never even promised, but it was, then, hours before release, Warner Bros decided that we hadn't jumped through the right hoops to get their full attention. Thank god I didn't spend money on this.
Posted June 23, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Skeletals r 2 spok 4 me

10/10 best gam
Posted October 6, 2014.
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17 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Other than the fact it literally took 2 hours to find a rabbit (one of the two animals you can hunt) and when I did kill it some magic genie popped up and told me it was illegal to shoot a rabbit with a giant rifle, AND you can't hunt the deadliest game of all (phesant) without paying for a 3 month membership, AND you move so slowly it's nearly impossible to pull of a sweet 360 noscope and cap some deer right in the head (nearly) , before teabagging it so hard Bambi has to go to woodland therapy AND I stood in a pile of ♥♥♥♥.

Other than that; is rly gd 2/10.
Posted June 3, 2014.
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