ƬɦɞRibster
Rib Diddler
Ontario, Canada
To be or not to be? A question commonly POSED by the RIB.

Existence is but an illusion for these Baby Back beasts. To gaze upon the saucy surface of such a specimen surmounts a superfluous effort.
The HU-MAN cranial cage is incapable of truly revelling in the RIB's sublimity. Merely interpreting the composition of the RIB's multiple states of matter, mind, and universal quantum entanglement, results in the instantaneous implosion of all organic matter contained within the one's vessel.

The RIB does not need food, for it is forever sustaining itself off of the prayers of feeble HU-MANS.

The RIB does not need water, for wherever they go, a stream of pure dark matter nourishes them.

The RIB does not need love, for they have endless love for one-another.

The RIB does not need a brain, for each mind is connected across the stars, galaxies, universes, and dimensions.

The RIB has transcended primitive HU-MAN concepts of, "order", and "reality". Where a HU-MAN may ponder the riddle of the chicken and the egg, the RIB will take their chicken over-easy, and the egg medium-rare.

THE RIB IS ALL AND NOTHING. ITS POWER FLOWS THROUGH OUR PATHETIC BODIES


ALL HAIL RIBS, RIBS IS US, RIBS IS ALL, RIBS ARE THE EVERYTHING

To be or not to be? A question commonly POSED by the RIB.

Existence is but an illusion for these Baby Back beasts. To gaze upon the saucy surface of such a specimen surmounts a superfluous effort.
The HU-MAN cranial cage is incapable of truly revelling in the RIB's sublimity. Merely interpreting the composition of the RIB's multiple states of matter, mind, and universal quantum entanglement, results in the instantaneous implosion of all organic matter contained within the one's vessel.

The RIB does not need food, for it is forever sustaining itself off of the prayers of feeble HU-MANS.

The RIB does not need water, for wherever they go, a stream of pure dark matter nourishes them.

The RIB does not need love, for they have endless love for one-another.

The RIB does not need a brain, for each mind is connected across the stars, galaxies, universes, and dimensions.

The RIB has transcended primitive HU-MAN concepts of, "order", and "reality". Where a HU-MAN may ponder the riddle of the chicken and the egg, the RIB will take their chicken over-easy, and the egg medium-rare.

THE RIB IS ALL AND NOTHING. ITS POWER FLOWS THROUGH OUR PATHETIC BODIES


ALL HAIL RIBS, RIBS IS US, RIBS IS ALL, RIBS ARE THE EVERYTHING

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