This game is like crack

Punch the bullets
Punch the biblically accurate angels
Punch coins at yourself

10/10 this game is like heroin

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All jokes aside, apart from minor performance issues when theres a bunch of gore spawning in at once, I have not played a game as fun nor replayable as ULTRAKILL. This is by far the best game I've ever played, and I would recommend it wholeheartedly.

Better than any of Bethesda's games in the franchise by a wide margin.

Imagine if Terraria was more magicy and soulslike, with only intricate weapon crafting instead of building.

Pretty much just imagine better Terraria.

Friendship ended with DOOM 2016

DOOM Eternal is my new best friend

Honestly if you're interested enough in this game to look at reviews, you should totally get it. ♥♥♥♥'s fun as heck

It's much better than it used to be. I ragequit pretty early on as an early adopter due to performance issues, but after a few months away, most of those issues are fixed, and I can play the game with next to no hiccups.

When I said that I'm going to play this game to a friend, he told me to kill myself. Turns out I didn't need to, as this game gave me cancer anyway.