I have no idea what I just played. But it was $3.

I am giving it a good review because I was able to complete it in 2.4 hours - which lasted 2.399 hours longer than my $3.00 cheeseburger I had for dinner.

* Spoilers ahead *

A few things I learned:

1) Don't knock up some chick while hauling Mouthwash across the galaxy.
2) If you do, don't go full moron and decide to drive your freighter with 5 crew on board into an asteroid because... reasons.
3) When foam saves the ship, and you have a mocktail generator, mouthwash suffices for the booze.
4) Horseheads. Why? Who knows. It made sense in the movie The Godfather. Really not sure where that idea came from, but I am pretty sure during crunch time the entire development house ate more shrooms than that one kid in the back seat in Super Troopers and hopped into Unity for 5 hours.

Now, I say this for anyone who reads this review in 3405 AD hauling Listerine from the planet Earth to our friends on Xenon 14. Protips are above. Read them, follow them, live them.

5/5 stars would be confused and laugh at the sheer stupidity of these characters in a ghost ship haunted sequel called Mouthwashing 2 "You thought you were stupid before" (TM)

Played this in beta and now just purchased early access. If you consider yourself an RPG fan, you aren’t officially one until you buy this. Hands down brings back the memories and fun of every classic RPG you have ever played in your life, and an EverQuest online feel. The game reminded me of so many classics I cannot count and took the best of all of them and THEN added multiplayer. Game has more features and constant developer attention than any early access title in history. This is a retail quality game and really what early access should have been about in the first place. Do yourself a favor. Do your family a favor. Do your dog a favor. If you own a cat, get rid of it and buy a dog and do the other dog a favor. Buy this game. Now.

FIX YOUR QUEUES - Are you serious that in this day and age you do not have a better system? With the expertise you have in AWS? 1500 queue - limited play time - 3-4 hour wait. Lol you have to be joking right?

Wait for Division 2 even on sale and see if they learned from any of their mistakes with Dark Zone PVP.

Played coop? Yes please. Blow up your buddies in Coop? Yes please. Hear the whines and cries as they burn? Yes please. Story? I am sure it is fantastic, I wouldn't know, as I always kill everyone without recourse includes my buddies. Buy it? Yes please.

This is such a fantastic game. Awesome music, great voice acting, and addictive fun gameplay. 2 player coop is a must for this. So awesome and epic.

Very much recommended. A cleaner, albeit smaller version, of DayZ which actually works well.