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STOP KILLING VAMPIRES

- WOODEN STAKES DO NOT BELONG IN HEARTS
- YEARS OF HUNTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for your extra blood
- Wanted to be safe from vampires? We had a tool for that: It was called a DOORWAY
- "Yes please the vampire is hiding in there. Please torch it to the ground" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

Look at what PRIESTS have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the CROSSES & GOTHIC CHURCHES we built for them



"HELLO DOES YOUR BUSINESS HIRE ANY VAMPIRES?"
they have played us for absolute fools