5
Products
reviewed
329
Products
in account

Recent reviews by voipah

Showing 1-5 of 5 entries
6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
99.9 hrs on record (34.6 hrs at review time)
i absolutely love this game, but i highly suggest you do not play if you dont mind the game breaking amount of bugs... certain side cases not working because the document never spawned, civilians never showing up to meetups, etc.

i've recently had to start a new file after i encountered a bug where nothing spawned in the cctv rooms.. although there's so many issues with game and bugs i didn't event think could happen (currently dealing with a bug that makes normal shopkeepers act like black market dealers and give you the option to put in a password) but frankly, i just dont care. the game is engaging enough and the bugs dont make the game entirely unplayable, just frustrating to deal with at times.

games where you can be a morally dubious guy who just does things is my actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jam. you wanna solve murder cases and be a hero? go nuts! you want to just rob people's homes and sell their expensive goods and buy yourself a penthouse? go absolutely crazyzyzyzyz!!!! want to be a professional stalker? DO IT. want to assault a guy in his own home, run out, return later for another case and have him act like nothing ever happened? this is the game for you.

i seriously think the devs need to start working on bug fixing than adding improvements to game (although i think this may already be happening as ive heard they've added everything they wanted to the game), and once the game is in a good state, i think they could find themselves with a less frustrated fanbase.

7/10, would kill for the developers - definitely putting them in my suicide note tho
Posted March 2, 2025.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.2 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted March 19, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.8 hrs on record
the only game of all time

okay but fr, if you enjoy jet set radio or infamous second son (im running out of games i can think of where you tag ♥♥♥♥ and hate the police off the top of my head) you'll enjoy this game. as you might have read in other reviews, its criminally short, but there's still a lot to discover compared to the first. i'd highly suggest waiting for a sale as well.

no other game has really been able to pull off the whole "everyone knows the world sucks but its how we're supposed to live so its whatever" vibe so well. if you like stealing cigarettes and giving them to children, then this is the game for you!
Posted July 9, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
i spend around 7,000 hours of my childhood playing this game (pre-steam greenlight). what do you think my review on this is??
Posted December 13, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
271.1 hrs on record (87.4 hrs at review time)
very epic, very peaceful
Posted November 28, 2019.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-5 of 5 entries