💦 FULL SET: Id/vladflower - High Quality

aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?

Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty
dollars here.

There's No Disgrace Like Home
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It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the moment,
just to see if it's real,
Oooh, it's so erotic having you tell me how it should feel,
But I'm avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face,
So ask me just one question when this magic night is through,
Could it have been just anyone or did it have to be you?
-- Billy Joel, "Glass Houses"
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The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.
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Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own.
-- Don Vonada
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Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
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мда..... ♥♥♥♥♥♥ я думал ты честно играешь - но нет...

loser yebana ♥♥♥♥ xaxaxax

И еще выебывался как шкура

ну чё хуесосина вак получила да ? а чё выписывал что без чита

-rep, wh