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Hi, my name is Jeffery Epstein.
No relation. Wrong universe.

Lore:
• spawned in the wrong timeline
• banned from touching grass
• FBI agent in every lobby
• Wi-Fi powered by a potato
• loses ranked → blames the government

Status:
alive, gaming, and extremely suspicious

100% cursed
0% skill 💀