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OK, ik this is going to sound really weird but please don't block me. I'll be honest with you, I like you. Like, I really like you. Last night, I dreamed of you a lot. That isn't anything weird for me, I've been dreaming of you for a while, but this dream was different. This dream felt incredible. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load inside you. We had children together. We loved each other.

Again this message is probably weird but I have to tell you this, it's the truth. I love you, and I want to be yours. I want a loving family with you. I want to run my tongue down your chest and stomach then lick your most sensitive body parts whilst I hear you beg my name. I want to make love to you over and over, pounding you with my love. I want to release my seed into you and let a new child grow in you. I want to be the father of your child because I really do love you. This isn't some sick joke, this is what I truly feel.

It's OK if you just want to be friends, but please don't block me, I need you in my life. I love you. I love you and I want your babies.

Noobmaster, hey it’s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement you’re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.

“hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep you still owe me 3 cents from that trade in 2017. With interest, you now owe me a Steam Deck. I’m not joking

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Just a heads up to anyone visiting, this is a catfish account pretending to be a girl to farm items/comments. Don't get baited by the profile theme. Totally fake and untrustworthy

"Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards."

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

What did you just say to me? Did I offend you somehow? Because I have a coconut gun, and loads of ammo. That's why I live on a tropical island you imbecilic ♥♥♥♥. I have so many coconuts at my arsenal, just waiting to be inserted from my gun up your ass. So you better apologize you insignificant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, or else I will shoot this coconut up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

scammer, sabi nya bibigyan nya ko droga nung sininghot ko tawas lang pala

-Rep tokhang survivor

-Rep Most Wanted Drug Lord ng Laguna

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