💎 PREMIUM: Id/wariolandIV - Collection

Frequently Asked Questions
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⠀⠀ ?    Are you really a girl?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•    I just checked and I'm not quite sure.

⠀⠀ ?    How old are you?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•    It's rude to ask a 20-year old lady that. 

⠀⠀ ?    What is your accent?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•    I'm from England. I don't like or endorse the actions of England as a political entity. The 2037 Irish Annexation of England [en.wikipedia.org] is fated, and it is foolish to fight against the God-favored might of a reincarnated Fionn mac Cumhaill named Trent.

⠀⠀ ?    Are you a nazi-⠀⠀⠀⠀
•  NO!!! IT'S NOT A REICHSADLER!!! STOP ASKING!!!!

⠀⠀ ?    Can we have sex? / Can I call you mommy? / Can you tell me to kill myself? / Can you rate my penis? / Can you step on me? / Can you snap my neck? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•   No. / No. / Maybe! / No. / No. / No. These are all questions I've been asked since 27/09/25, and I guarantee you are not as funny or charming as you think you are.

⠀⠀ ? Can you shut up?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•   Never ever.

⠀⠀ ? Where were you on the 28th of June, 1914?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•    It's rude to ask a 130-year old lady that. 

⠀⠀ ? 你有 天命 [en.wikipedia.org]天命嗎?
•    明顯地 .

⠀⠀ ? Are you a furry?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•   No, but if that would be a dealbreaker, I probably won't like you anyway.

⠀⠀ ? Why do you sound so gay?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•   I accidentally swallowed an apple seed at age 7. I know, realistically, that it wouldn't do anything, but surely it must've done something, right?

⠀⠀ ? If you had to live on a desert island forever, and you could only eat an infinitely regenerating stew of your choice, what would it be?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•  Probably a 1-day blinding stew.

⠀⠀ ? Why 1-day blinding stew?⠀
•   It's like a stew that makes you blind for one day.

⠀⠀ ? What are you into?
•   Raw meat, insects and rye bread.

⠀⠀ ? No, like, what are you into sexually?
•   Raw meat and rye bread.