Broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years recently, and I thought what was hard - until I played this game.

I was on Mumble the whole time, chatting (read: slightly whimpering) to a mate when I played through the first little part of this game, and oh boy.
Memorable quotes from me:
"I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doing that"
"No no no no no no no no no no no"
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I just ate my pet shrimp"
"This is making me h o r n y? ? ?"

Although, slightly macabre, a very interesting game. I did end up immediately pressing esc as I found it quite taxing, even though all I did was WASD and occasionally E. Nice work.