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Recent reviews by wittikay (IT guy)

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21.4 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
I really enjoy how the atmosphere feels like Dying Light. The world itself feels dangerous and scary, which was something I loved about Dying Light to begin with. The movement and combat feel very similar to Dying Light as well. Brutal difficulty gives that real challenge of figuring out how to either handle zombies or outsmart them, and nighttime is truly terrifying. Absolutely love it.
Posted September 27, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.4 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Picked this up thinking I'd give it a try for a new FPS in my library. Let me just say, this has become my new go-to FPS game for when I just want to pick something up and play.

Runs great, great replay-ability, and looks great too. The gameplay loop is great for gamers who want to jump into an experience that will scratch that FPS itch, getting out as fast as they got in.

My only con is... why is internet required for solo play?
Posted May 4, 2025.
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166.6 hrs on record (124.7 hrs at review time)
Satisfactory is one of those games that pulled me in from the start and kept me engaged. I love how it begins simple, and before you know it is quite complex.

Honestly, this is a game that will make you feel better about yourself. Or, worse. I do not think there is an in-between.
Posted December 1, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
22.3 hrs on record
Per Aspera is a colony management simulation game that has a story containing multiple possible endings, allowing for replay ability. It took me about 20 hours to complete the game's story mode and understand each mechanism. I absolutely loved the playthrough.

I felt like the Blue Mars DLC should have been included in the base game, since it includes mechanisms that just make sense, and I also feel as if the game itself is in need of further performance optimizations.

Outside of those two cons, I think this is a great game that eases you into each stage, and eventually requires precise resource management and allocation of structures. Don't get overwhelmed by the idea of that though. The game does a great job at making the whole experience fun.
Posted August 8, 2024.
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0.5 hrs on record
Wish I could say the game pulled me in, but not even half an hour and I completed the tutorial and defeated the first boss. Then you get dropped into a central hub without guidance. Seems like a typically cheap MMO that wants your wallet. You are honestly much better off playing Warframe. Graphics are nice, gunplay feels good. Outside of that, not fun.
Posted July 5, 2024.
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10.9 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Very fun sandbox game with lots of different ways to play. You may have to make some tweaks to get the game to run properly, since it has issues with newer hardware. 10/10 classic.
Posted May 18, 2024.
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70.9 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Addicting gameplay loop that focuses on teamwork and coordination.
Posted February 28, 2024. Last edited March 5, 2024.
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10 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 10
Posted January 9, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Not only has this increased my self esteem, but it also:

+ Had me moving to the sick jams I was making
+ Increased my overall mood
+ Got me chix

If you are looking for a good time, this is the game for you.

+ Make sick beats to destroy bad vibes
+ Relive private memories but with sick JAMS
+ Turn your computer into deadmau5's recording studio

If I had to give this a rating on a scale from 1-10, I'd say its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sickkkk.

Tottal gnar gnar
Posted August 3, 2017.
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30.4 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
WARNING::: DEVELOPER DOES NOT WANT THIS INFORMATION OUT! HIGH LEVELS OF CONSPIRACY ARE AT HAND!!
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My Summer Car appears to be a finnish car building/life simulator.

You, the player,(upon arrival) find a note on the fridge from your parents, stating
they are on vacation and for you to rebuild the Satsuma. They also mention no drinking beer.

As one might see on YouTube or Twitch, the game is pretty funny and quite frankly, just downright silly.
However I have quite the conspiracy theory about the REAL plot of My Summer Car.

Most players will find themselves sleeping through the night. This is mostly because light is very important to the game
if a player wanted to survive. (i.e. being able to see cars in front of them on the road)
However few players actually decide to stay awake during the night and those few may have a story to tell..

Staying up late in your house is, to be honest, creepy on its own. However strange occurances happen at night and at night ONLY, and while the developer may brush it off by saying its a bug, I personally dont think so.
The player is given a boat they are allowed to operate not too far from the player home. There is also an island located at about 10:00 PM facing the lake. The player will find on this island a camera, a lantern, a bucket,(for brewing alcohol), and misc. items such as fish traps.

Focusing on the camera. This may not be associated with in-game occurances but it sure does set the scene. Taking pictures with the camera is quite similar to that of a disposable camera. Hit the shutter, flash goes off, and a picture is taken. Looking closer on the camera you may notice how errie the filter actually is, not to mention various stains on the lens itself. Why would the developer add such an item to such a game?

Going back to the house. At night the player may notice strange occurances such as telephone ringing, even if unplugged, doors opening and the TV playng rather disturbing noises for the setting. This seems rather fitting to be a mere "bug"

SO, here is the REAL plot I have gathered in my mind.

You are a finnish citizen who has had troubles with their parents ever since birth. (Opening scene)
One day your parents left you a note on the fridge as they were leaving for a vacation. You snapped and murdered both parents in the house. (Either this for the character was truly insane and wrote the note themselves) You then continue life in FInland, doing various acts for people to try and maintain a "healthy" lifestyle. However during the night your parents torment you for what youve done to them. The island acts as a safe haven in case your character ever needed to flee, or it acted as the hiding spot for when the character murdered their parents.

Just a conspiracy from such a huge fan. Dont say I didnt warn you if you try and confirm this.
Posted July 18, 2017. Last edited July 20, 2017.
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