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Recent reviews by mow :3 (silly mode)

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39.1 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
its crack. fun gameplay, cheap price, and addictive.
Posted August 22, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
147.0 hrs on record (57.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its like smoking crack. the good parts of it.
Posted February 17, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
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11.6 hrs on record
Grindy gameplay, very repetitive. Enjoyable for a bit, then it just gets to be the same thing over and over - button mashing, timing presses, etc.
Posted November 17, 2020.
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9.1 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
punch stuff and blow stuff up and kill it and kill it more and kill it till it dies to death
Posted July 1, 2019.
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63 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
17.2 hrs on record
Now dont get me wrong. Chivalry is fun, but, its horribly broken and has next to no support it seems. Its fun for the first ~10 levels until you realize how to cheese the game as a man at arms because you can attack faster then people can block, or until you realize the zweihander is a meter long death stick for man at arms and archers, or until you realize you can 1hit so many people as a knight with a maul with a single attack by feinting and baiting out an attack.

Settings constantly get reset for no reason. From 25% master volume and 0% music, to 75% on both. All graphics from whatever they were to completely maxed out.V-sync gets forced on every time, along with mouse smoothing, and mouse sensitivity gets changed every time as well.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crouch and spin slash 180 degrees and create a circle of death around them once you hit 15+ or leave the basic servers. People drag out their swings for longer then should be logically possible. A vanguard ends his stab and barely taps your toe at the end of a swing? 100% full damage of the swing. Knight has a maul and swings it, so you decide to block it? No chance of blocking it, he'll just drag his weapon away from your shield for a second so it delays his attack hitting you.

People constantly abuse the game mechanics and claim "it's how the game is meant to be played". Team killing is rampant, almost a necessity it seems. If you arent hit by a team mate while pushing an objective, or at the start of a round for no reason, thats a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ miracle.
Posted March 11, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.3 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Needs those little finger skateboard things - teckdecks?
Posted November 20, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
13.2 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
its lit fam
Posted January 24, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Just simply amazing.
Pure comedic genius - had me laughing for nearly through the entirety! Just give it a watch. You surely won't be disappointed!
Posted May 29, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.9 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Dungeon siege is super fun.
Posted January 9, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
38.4 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
Overall its an amazing game, but expect to be lost for the first bit, and to be matched with a bunch of complete morons who dont understand to go top lane when its getting pushed to hell. Otherwise its good.
Posted December 1, 2013.
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