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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
766.0 hrs on record (762.1 hrs at review time)
i heard people saying this game is back to steam.
new dlc released, wow. (already bought season)
i see the store page, i saw MIXED review??? (my mind thinking wtf?)

check the reviews. ooh, many trash talkers.

don't fking complain the game. :)
pre-order player here.
if you don't like it, get fk out of this game. refund it.
don't fking review it. piece of sh1t.

trash talk piece of sh1t. sons of b1/tches. stop complaining.

if you think it's expensive, fk off.

不喜欢别你妈玩 别几把给差评 又穷又可怜
预购没购上 搁这儿抱怨你妈呢 (阳了吗?sb)
Posted December 17, 2022. Last edited December 17, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
398.9 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
trash game. don't buy it
#1 unfinished game
#2 not enough server and people playing at 3ms latency, bully you 50-100ms.
#3 buggy.
#4 i don't wanna grind. i need excitement, not a simu game. am i playing sim(war) 4? > nah. i regret playing this. i exceeded 1 hr playin w/ frinds. but this is trash.

more comments:
1. game changed from positive to mixed now
2. game's trash.
3. refund gamers
4. pls review it as negative because it's trash.
this is the only way we get our money back.
Posted October 31, 2022. Last edited December 16, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
130.2 hrs on record (68.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
oh geez. this game is so toxic. I love medieval games. CK3, I almost deprived myself from sleeping. This, too. I purchased like a week ago. I had to work. 8h a day. Till now it is 8 days, I've got 68.2h played. I must get some sleep. seriously. it is so fun
Posted July 7, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
42.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
can you guys explain why the heck my gpu is 90 degrees when running this game alone in 2K resolution?
2080 with 3 fans cannot run this game with disabling all the effects?
I tend to refund
Posted March 10, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
227.0 hrs on record (60.3 hrs at review time)
严守县 县立严木中学 Simon下士 是新进的萌新
p社的游戏太肝了 停不下来
我的肝不够用 所以不配一统江山
我做爱姿势的也不对 所以娶不到不绿我的老婆
眼睛也爱乱瞟 所以导致我的游戏进度很慢



---180小时更新---
太他妈的肝了 十天左右吧 打了180小时 👴都快吐了
挺好玩的 876普鲁士基本无人能敌了
有不少好mod可以用 没选变态mod
可以自己下了mod改一下自己用
记得备份mod 有的更新会更成垃圾
例如more traits那个mod 删了好多旧版不错的mod 变成一个垃圾mod 搞得全是图标bug
Posted September 14, 2020. Last edited September 23, 2020.
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75.7 hrs on record (49.5 hrs at review time)
嗯 没事看ytb开 欧卡ol 8K画质
Posted June 29, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
128.7 hrs on record (128.0 hrs at review time)
i would give 9/10 to this game. there are bugs, but forgivable.
mods make this game great. the creation of this game is touching. make sure you bring great next franchise to us.

If you want a realistic world and be a landlord, this game will make your dream come true.
If you want a clash with any clans? make sure you slaughter each one of them.
If you want a cyborg? get mods and be a kungfu master, you can literally kill a man by kicking him. then, his arms or legs will fly away.
funny thing is if you add lv 250 stats mod and training mod, you can instantly kill anyone.....
kungfu is #1
learn kungfu and be the one. xD
Posted June 29, 2020.
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0.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
a little hard since i first play it. get audience drop alot
but it's kind cool to me cause i never know about the job.
it's awesome to be someone who can control what people can or can't see.
Posted June 29, 2020.
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30.6 hrs on record (30.6 hrs at review time)
this is the game that everyone should have.
reason:
1. it's funny
2. it's a trolling game.. you will have alot of fun.
3. there are jerks get wrecked alot and you can literally laugh at them by in-game command.
4. the sense of medieval knight.
me? like doing the archery job and run around nakedly and throw fireball to the crowd xD
oh, make sure you play the "guitar guy" (i am trolling) for your teammates so they are boosted and get more kills and push forward.
Posted June 29, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
too difficult and 3d sickness makes me crazy when playing this.
the texture and graphic settings, ultra, not helpful and still looks weird.
i can even see the lines around the character..
oh, btw, i did not pass the tutorial.
i have friends love this game. for me? nope.
not recommend. looks great, but not great to play
Posted June 29, 2020.
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