A Jew
Jayden
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wet bread Jul 5, 2022 @ 3:42am 
not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
Dad Rodeo Feb 17, 2021 @ 11:29pm 
Look slick
Big corn shuckin Jul 24, 2018 @ 7:15am 
Minin' away
I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!

[Verse 2]
So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make
A lock on it

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two!

[Verse 3]
All these diamonds
Sittin' carefully lay
I'm getting worried ("Shut the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door!")
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Now they're safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Now...
Now that they're safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Big corn shuckin Jul 24, 2018 @ 7:10am 
I'd like to admit that I masturbated to both danish-faraoeish, english-danish, english-faraoeish and danish-german dictionaries.I also had a welsh dictionary but that wasn't to much help.
My eager, numb fingers lit up as they searched for revolting, disgusting words such as ♥♥♥♥ (in various languages), ass (various languages), tail, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ et cetera. Whilst I read and translated, my body translated the words into movements, it felt really good and I became quickly horny, a bulge started to grow in my pants. The mental pictures in my head followed by the words created a sort of linguistic pornographic movie. As a lonely, uncircumsized teenaged boy it wasn't long before the stillness was broked by the sound of my relentless movements followed by rythmic, wet pumping of my ♥♥♥♥, all followed by a discreet moan.
wet bread Jun 9, 2018 @ 6:09am 
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