⚡ NEW: Id/zxide - Uncensored 2025

Yesterday, I was browsing through photos of the holy land (Japan) on my phone, and I stumbled upon an image of a Shinto shrine. But something felt amiss. It bore an uncanny resemblance to the Hakurei shrine! A realization struck me like a spell card in Gensokyo – Shintoism had shamelessly pilfered the brilliant designs of Zun-Sama and created their own inferior copy. What's more, they didn't even credit the Great ZUN for his inspiration. They believed they were clever, even going as far as to manipulate time to make it seem like they were the true creators of shrines, deities, and Youkai. But with my boundless intellect, I know the original creator. I hastily gathered some Spell Cards(energie drinks and chicken tendies), empowering them with my resolve, and transitioned from focused shots on my mobility scooter to accelerate its speed. Off I went to the nearest Shinto shrine!

Confronting a priest, I demanded that they acknowledge Zun's unparalleled creativity and give him due credit. But this priest had the audacity to call me insane! They even asserted that Shintoism predates Zun's work. I tried to counter, explaining their tampering with time, but the priest dismissed me. Consumed by rage and realizing the priest's involvement in this travesty, I knew what had to be done. I activated my first spell card, the "Cry of Banshee," inflicting damage on all around me. The priest attempted to push me, but how could a mere priest outduel me in a Danmaku battle? His fatal mistake was coming too close, entering the range of my Pestilence Aura, a passive ability dealing damage to those in proximity. As he gasped for breath, he recoiled in horror at my power, exclaiming, "You smell like absolute..." or "I'm going to be sick." Desperately, he tried to purify himself with holy magic, but it was too late. In that window of opportunity, I cast my "Divine Spell Card" (Steel Rampage), running him over with my mobility scooter, defeating him in a single move. Onlookers were awestruck by my display of force and quickly retreated, some calling for assistance. Satisfied with my triumph, I headed to my lair to meditate on the magnificence of Zun-Sama.

However, it appeared that the priest had comrades. Two late-stage beings, known as "police officers," akin to the Scarlet Police – another shameless imitation. They sought to capture and penalize me. I defended my actions, explaining that Shintoism had desecrated a sacred work like Touhou, and I needed to seek vengeance. But they remained obstinate. Then came the remark that still boils my blood to this day: "Isn't it Touhou that weird anime ♥♥♥♥?" That was the breaking point. I felt an overwhelming surge of rage, akin to a volcano erupting. How dare they?! They could insult me with names like "fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥," "loser," and "anime fan," but to disrespect Touhou was beyond tolerance. I unleashed another war cry, using my spell card "Cry of Banshee" and expanded my Pestilence Aura by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my pants. I reached into my pants, grabbing handfuls of my toxic fireballs, my bomb attack, and began launching them. One officer managed to dodge, but the other was less fortunate, "dear god it burns! it's in my mouth!? It's in my mouth!? his screams of agony filling the air. The second officer, seeing his comrade in torment, urgently called for reinforcements. There, I cast my Spell Card (Steel Rampage), but I made a fateful error. Some of the toxic fireballs entered the wheels of my mobility scooter, causing me to slip and fall. Deprived of my scooter, my movement slowed to a crawl, and I lay on the unforgiving pavement, realizing I had been defeated, it was game over for me, and I was out of continues.

The officers arrested me, necessitating a special magical item known as a forklift to apprehend me. They confined me to a place called "Prison" for a day, releasing me due to their belief that I was "mentally impaired." Now, here I am in my haven, weeping. I've come to a grim realization. Touhou fans are an oppressed community. Zun's hard work has been stolen, and when I sought justice, I was met with harsh rejection. We shall no longer suffer in silence! We must expose the mistreatment and oppression of Touhou fans. Society shall no longer victimize us!

Don't you know? Momiji Inubashiri killed someone in a DUI in 2006, in Anaheim, Californa. She was on dangerous levels of prescription drugs at the time. Her lawyers managed to get it covered up because she's a tengu guard, so it didn't get into the news. It's not just a crazy theory, though. There's traffic camera footage of it, it really happened, it's in the court records for Anaheim and it's publicly accessible, they legally have to provide the information if you ask but the lawyers have managed to keep it from ever becoming common knowledge. She's so popular no one wants to talk about it, we just let her get away with it and hide what she did. It's disturbing what we let tengu do and yet people still treat them like nobles. Everybody remembers the wacky memes, the midboss appearance, the manga cameos, the character she played for the public eye. Nobody wants to hear what she's really like, nobody wants to realize that their precious awoo isn't the cute person they know and love. Do you know what she said after she got out of that courtroom? After she got off with a fine, and no jail time, after she rear-ended a woman's car and sent her flying through the windshield and killed her? Do you know what she said to her family then, as she walked away with nothing but a fine, a slap on the wrist for a guy as popular as she is? "Make awoo great again!" That's what she said. That monster. In fact, if you listen to the traffic camera footage, you can hear her say something after he gets out of the car and realizes the other person in the accident is dead. You know what she said then? "Awoooooo!" Momiji Inubashiri has never apologized to anyone or even publicly admitted it. I mean, she's got connections, she knows people on the mountain who can keep her name out of the papers. It's disgusting how people like her just get away with this stuff. This is what happens when you try to tell people the truth about a 2hu they like--they insist you're making it up, that you're taking someone else's story and putting their hero's namt V it. I'm not. Momiji is completely guilty, and should be in jail for DUI and manslaughter. Watch the footage, it's disturbing. Hell, one winess said war the lady was still moving around after she got thrown out of the car, for a bit, and that Momiji just got out and watched. She hit her car, and then she got out and didn't even try to get help. She's an utter monster, and he shouldn't be in Touhou Project. And you know what? Even outside of that incident, she's an awful person. You look at the interviews with her coworkers, there haven't been any in three years that mentioned her. ZUN's been pressuring everyone to not talk about her. And the interviews that do mention her? Nobody likes her, and for good reason. Obviously, they can't say much because it's an official interview and they want to keep their jobs, but pick up the August 2015 issue of Bunbunmaru and read the interview with Nitori. Seriously, read between the lines; Momiji is clearly the creepiest weirdo ever. I mean, she straight-up says, "I don't feel comfortable around her". And there's another article in the June 2016 issue about the rumors surrounding her. Apparently, she and Nitori were dating for a while, and she got violent and hit her with danmaku after she tried to get her over her addiction to sake. The girl's done manslaughter, domestic abuse, the whole shebang. And yet she goes free, because she's a fan-favorite. You talk about how, oh no, Momiji did these awful things, but are you going to stop drawing 18+ art of her? No. Are you going to change your flair? No. I'm completely serious when I say that Momiji Inubashiri is unhinged; I'm certain the only reason ZUN hasn't kicked her out of the game is because of this "minor character cameo" thing he's trying for. Some people shouldn't be here, ZUN. And of course she's near the Moriya Shrine, and favoritism is more important than manslaughter, so she isn't going anywhere any time soon. She showed no remorse or desire for change after the accident; her painkiller addiction only got worse from there. When she went into court, nobody noticed that she was high on some combination of Fentanyl, OxyContin and Erin's shady drugs and they just let her in. So she goes right up * the judge and starts screaming at her. It's all on vid V seriously, look up the security footage. She's waving a sword--a sword! who the hell let her bring a sword into a courtroom- - and screaming “AWOOOOOO!” And after that, And after she was clearly guilty, you know what happened? This poor woman's family had to watch this girl leave with a slap on the wrist. The way we idolize wolf girls is disgusting. Momiji Inubashiri should be in prison, but she's too cute, so she walks the streets a free wolf. Utterly horrifying.