I went to a dark military bunker, said to myself this must be some nice loot inside!
Went inside the said bunker, a kid started to cry, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that I said to myself in a girly voice.
Wanted to get out of the bunker, but something face-hugged me, so I punched the monitor.

Now I have a new monitor.
10/10 would recommend

Whenever I forget to buy salt from the grocery store I download dota2 and join a ranked match.
10/10 would recommend.

World of Warcraft is too boring
Lineage 2 is too old
Ashes of Creations is too far away

This will do fine, I guess

1. Got sniped from 400 m
2. Got pissed
3. played only sniper
4. ??????????
5. profit
6. now I snipe people from 800+ m.
10/10 would recommend.

It's like Rust and Palword had a retarded child. Fun to play with for couple of hours... but it gets repetitive and boring... Maybe it will get better with time. We shall see, but for now, it's a 6/10 from me.

So... How should I start. Oh yeah, the game is great. It is a very nice FPS, but I must say that sometimes it's pretty hard to play because of the little guys that like to have intercourse with older mothers,or the very umpleasant strangers tha yell "cyka blyat" or "rush B", but you know how is life, it's filled with good and bad. I wished that I would have said the same with CS:GO... CS:GO it's nothing like life, oh no, and it's not like death either, not even the heaven/hell comparisson works here... CS:GO is like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Limbo, where all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people that weren't accepted into hell or heaven, Play and hang for hours.

5/7 players would recommend