I haven't been outside in 9 years, I live and breathe "Orgasm Simulator"
I love stroking thou meatius while playing this game, I don't speak to any real women anymore, I think they're pointless when I have "orgasm simulator" I love working, Reading books and having sex *in game ofcourse* cause who likes real women when you've got "orgasm simulator"

I recommend this game and I would give up my first unborn child for Orgasm Simulator 2. This game makes me ferociously horny to a point where my family cant stop me, I have to ♥♥♥♥ anything!

Fruits, Boxes, Mattresses, Monitors, You name it i've done it, Thanks to "Orgasm Simulator" I never have to speak to women again.

I haven't showered in 8 years. I haven't touched grass in 30 years. I am a 40 year old man, my wife has divorced me, but it's all going to be okay, because I can play "orgasm simulator"