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34.4 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
one more game
Posted December 18, 2025.
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29.6 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
requires nasa internet or else your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lol
Posted August 28, 2025. Last edited December 5, 2025.
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2.3 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Posted July 4, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
63.1 hrs on record (61.6 hrs at review time)
ass game
Posted February 22, 2025.
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154.9 hrs on record (154.0 hrs at review time)
High school is not the way Persona said it would be. Because, every day I take the train to school, right? I have these headphones- I literally have the Makoto Yuki headphones, it's a Persona 3 reference- I have in my ears and I'm listening to Color Your Night, I'm listening to all the soundtracks- 🎶Within the inner gyatt I rizz for you to edge to me🎶- like, and then, like, I show up at school, right? And in the past couple of days, I maxed out my stats, okay? My rizz stats, my charm stats, maxed out! My rizz unmatched! And my courage- every time I go to comp class, bro, my courage- it goes up. You know? You gotta be brave for that, you gotta be brave. These APs, bro... and like, especially, like my intelligence stat... oh my God. My 4.0 GPA, my 2,000 SAT score, my... um, my 200 ACT score... I'm literally- this is a Persona reference, but the problem is- where- where is the beautiful bed head coming to talk to me? I've maxed out all my stats, guys- I've maxed out all my stats, where's my sir? gasp What's going on? Why can't I date? Like- why- where are all the people? Why can't I choose who to date? What's going on, guys?! panicking Why is life not Persona? What am I gonna do? If life is not Persona, what am I even doing in high school? What's the point of all this? I might just, like, pull my gun to my head, like, "Where's my Persona?!" imitates suicide Life is not Persona, and I'm listening to- breaking down I- I go everywhere, I have my headphones, and I'm listening to Persona soundtrack- It's not working
Posted September 1, 2024. Last edited December 1, 2024.
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33 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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161.1 hrs on record (160.9 hrs at review time)
"With this Infinite Wealth, I'm Like A Dragon."
Posted July 15, 2024. Last edited July 15, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
86.8 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
wow
Posted May 21, 2023.
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5.2 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted November 26, 2021.
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141.9 hrs on record (107.1 hrs at review time)
yakuza like andre
Posted July 23, 2021. Last edited September 7, 2021.
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6.5 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
its sponge with the pants


but in hd
Posted June 29, 2020.
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