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0.5 hrs on record
Call of duty has long been the arcade shooter franchise. This little gem takes that to the next level. From the overly cartoony graphics, to the ridiculous one shot kill super ultra premo guns, this game lowers its trousers and defecates all over the FPS name.

To further the terrible that is this terribad game, the dev's laziness shines through like a 12000 lumen spotlight hitting you as you try to escape the prison that is this sad excuse for a game. They havent even attempted to make new maps this time around. Inestead they op for using maps from previous games unaltered, except graphically. Graphically they took what were once solid looking environments and make them look like a 3 year olds cartoon on disney.

If you are looking for hints and tips on how to rank up to prestige level 14 billion, i highly suggest holding the sprint button while spamming the melee key. Not only will you run faster than the bullets, but everyone knows that although 458 rounds from a heavy machine gun will not kill you, a knife will diembowel you and kill the next 7 generations of your family in one hit. If youre the distance kind of person, pick up a sniper rifle, then proceed to throw away the scope, no need for that silliness here. Instead, pull the trigger as quickly as possible while not even aiming. If one of you bullets happens to graze an opponent, you can be assured of their swift and frustrating demise.

Over all I give this game a 0/10. I literally apologized to my computer for making it download this steaming pile of refuse.

Pros: absolutely none, complete garbage

Cons: the creation of this abomination and the fact that the developers will make more of these
Posted September 30, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
308.2 hrs on record (189.5 hrs at review time)
Awesome
Posted June 19, 2014.
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