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The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with
the earliest class.
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Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.
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If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.
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(1) X=Y ; Given
(2) X^2=XY ; Multiply both sides by X
(3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2 ; Subtract Y^2 from both sides
(4) (X+Y)(X-Y)=Y(X-Y) ; Factor
(5) X+Y=Y ; Cancel out (X-Y) term
(6) 2Y=Y ; Substitute X for Y, by equation 1
(7) 2=1 ; Divide both sides by Y
-- "Omni", proof that 2 equals 1
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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper
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Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Meg: Mom! Mom! Chris found a jar in the basement with a hand in it!
Chris: I'm gonna plant it and see if a human grows!
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... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.
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